Clay Jones for May 22, 2020

Someone call the ASPCA! Save the leeches!

{{{ Shudder }}}

Blood-letting. . . please, let there not be a limit!

Per the trumpster, “I have a gut…” Yep!

They’re specially bred lard leeches.

I like leaches that aren’t repulsed by the sight of me. Trump Presidential free range leaches, raised organically. Approved by Trump’s personal physician, Dr Feel Good.

The Luddite-in-chief☠ does not like science/progress, it seems.

Brain bleach!!

Just wondering what Thomas Nast would have done with Trump.

What have those poor little guys done to deserve THAT feast of filth?

Biggest leech is the orange malignant narcissist who was born with a silver spoon in his mouth….

Ah, but a man’s leech should exceed his grasp, Or what’s a heaven for?

Cruel and unusual punishment- for the leeches.

Try blood letting, I’ve heard good things about that (sniker).

Republican science. The Republican establishments lack of a virus testing program has set medical science back two hundred years. We get to die because they are in love with ignorance.

Judging from the yellow stain it looks like Trump is ready for a fresh pair of Underoos.

The largest blood sucker in history is orange colored not black.

The White House press must be learning by now that anything they ask and watch for goads him into doing something to spite them, or us. “I’m not giving them the pleasure of seeing me in a mask.”

Leech Lake is advertised as a beautiful ideal Minnesota vacation destination, but it doesn’t sound good for swimming to me.

The doctor says my eyes will recover from the burns in a few weeks but to not expose them to similar imagery in the future.

From one sucker to the other….go get him…..drain him dry…

Oh my gawd! How could you do that to those poor, poor leeches? Have you no sense of decency, Mr. Jones?!! Sob!

Don’t know why it’s necessary to show trump in a diaper.. that gut is more than adequate to hide the naughty bits.

Extra points for the yellow stain on tiny’s tighty whities.

Maybe it’s trypophobia… but it just …Ugggh! for me :-D

Given their use in reducing necrosis shouldn’t they be used on his head?

The truth is that he DOES wear a mask – where the media cannot see him. He has said that he “won’t give them the satisfaction.” That’s how childish he is: he refuses to set a good example. Of course, as some have noted, this is also a consistent theme of fascist literature: that fascists are too strong to need protection of any kind, as compared to the “weak” democrats.

But in fact, #45 doesn’t let people near him in the Oval Office who have not been tested. He gets tested daily, and so do the people near him; and he wears a mask when in public and not visible to the press. So HE KNOWS what works – but is keeping it from the rest of America to propagate the myth of his invulnerability and for his ego.

How many MORE people will die for his ego?

I love the one leech saying " no, no!" and the one saying " EEK!". They know they’re doomed when placed over that orange body! Leeches should not be abused in this way.

Infesting the once-hallowed halls of the U.S. Capitol.

Since Li’l Donnie isn’t exactly known for logical reasoning, maybe one of his flunkies could convince him to wear a mask so he can play Lone Ranger?

For public consumption as soon as the Trump gang gains an investment in this… or at least a deal for kick-backs…

Vintage Lysol ads promoted the product for “feminine freshness” and some thought it promoted it as an abortifacient as well.

https://www.chicagotribune.com/columns/heidi-stevens/ct-heidi-stevens-coronavirus-lysol-disinfectant-women-douche-0424-20200424-jl7nwzpv7bdkve65chl3373yz4-story.html

For shame, Mr. Jones! What have poor innocent leeches done to deserve such a punishment!