Dr Don’s SNAKE OIL formula — “just a spoonful of CLOROX makes chlorinoquine go down, chlorinoquine go dow-own, chlorinoquine go down, just a spoonful of CLOROX makes chlorinoquine go down, in a most destructive way.
See the Randy Rainbow version:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DPDPzbLFeP4
Trump says he is taking hydroxychlorinoquine. Don’t believe it. Snake Oil salesmen always say they are using their product. You trust the snake oil salesman?
The snake oil salesmen only SELL the snake oil, they don’t actually DRINK the snake oil.
As you read this, the white house is busy assembling doctors who are willing to act like Republican law makers and ignore any and all scientific facts, which contradict whatever line the presidents wants people to toe.
Place the bottle next to the fraudulent University degrees, false charities, and the mountain of grift the Conniving Con-man of Covid has accumulated over his miserable life.
" ‘Twas our Donnie’s / Miracle Elixir, / That’s wot did the trick, sir, / True, sir, true. / Was it quick, sir? / Did it in a tick, sir, / Just like an elixir / Ought to do!" With apologies to Stephen Sondenheim’s music and lyrics from Sweeney Todd; The Demon Barber of Fleet Street (1979).
Sorry for trotting out my song parody again, yet if Trump refuses to learn from new experiences, why should I? And once again, insincere apologies to Cole Porter:
DD Wiz Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Dr Don’s SNAKE OIL formula — “just a spoonful of CLOROX makes chlorinoquine go down, chlorinoquine go dow-own, chlorinoquine go down, just a spoonful of CLOROX makes chlorinoquine go down, in a most destructive way.
See the Randy Rainbow version:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DPDPzbLFeP4
Trump says he is taking hydroxychlorinoquine. Don’t believe it. Snake Oil salesmen always say they are using their product. You trust the snake oil salesman?
The snake oil salesmen only SELL the snake oil, they don’t actually DRINK the snake oil.
Daeder almost 4 years ago
As you read this, the white house is busy assembling doctors who are willing to act like Republican law makers and ignore any and all scientific facts, which contradict whatever line the presidents wants people to toe.
Richard S Russell Premium Member almost 4 years ago
sigh I remember facts. Fondly. I wish there were more respect for them. That said, here’s today’s depressing installment of …
World Records in Ball Dropping
2001-08-06 • Presidential Daily Brief: “Bin Ladin Determined To Strike in US” • Bush did nothing.
2001-09-11 • 5 weeks after PDB • 9/11 attacks • Death toll: 2,977
2020-01-07 • Presidential Daily Brief: “Analysts concluded [coronavirus] could be a cataclysmic event.” • Trump did nothing.
2020-03-11 • WHO declared a global pandemic.
2020-04-15 • Trump suspended US funding of WHO.
2020-05-21 • 19 weeks after PDB • US death toll: 94,941
For comparison • Korean War (33,686) + Vietnam War (58,220): 91,906
Dtroutma almost 4 years ago
Heroin used to be sold OTC, Bonespurs will have the market back with regulation changes.
The Love of Money is . . . almost 4 years ago
The dentist “Painless Parker” also wore a top hat and made a fortune pulling teeth while a band played to cover the screams of the patient.
sevaar777 almost 4 years ago
Place the bottle next to the fraudulent University degrees, false charities, and the mountain of grift the Conniving Con-man of Covid has accumulated over his miserable life.
Spun_G almost 4 years ago
I believe that the vendor was selling this brand long BEFORE he got elected…..
erik.vanthienen almost 4 years ago
“It’s very possible that I could be the first presidential candidate to run and make money on it.” – Trump in Fortune, 2000.
comixbomix almost 4 years ago
Once, these quacks were run out of town on a rail. Today’s courts will just call it ‘puffery’ and look the other way.
Masterskrain Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Ingredients: “50% Clorox, 15% BULLS#!T, 15% HOGWASH, 20% Hot Air, and just a hint of mint.”
mitchkeos Premium Member almost 4 years ago
40% of Americans say, what do you have to lose?
Zebrastripes almost 4 years ago
…as this allows one to slither about and grow a lying snout…
Alberta Oil Premium Member almost 4 years ago
trump was selling snake oil when he was initially running for president.. Nothing much has changed
Bookworm almost 4 years ago
" ‘Twas our Donnie’s / Miracle Elixir, / That’s wot did the trick, sir, / True, sir, true. / Was it quick, sir? / Did it in a tick, sir, / Just like an elixir / Ought to do!" With apologies to Stephen Sondenheim’s music and lyrics from Sweeney Todd; The Demon Barber of Fleet Street (1979).
VT8/VF84 almost 4 years ago
All citizens are required to view " The Film-Flam Man" w/ George C. Scott get to know the Rump Ranger.
Ally2005 almost 4 years ago
Good to the last drop, or not, maybe. People tell me good things about it. We’ll see.
Masterskrain Premium Member almost 4 years ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m1yM2babqZs
ferddo almost 4 years ago
All good citizens should buy it as proof of their loyalty to Trump… and before your state can be considered for emergency relief…
Godfreydaniel almost 4 years ago
Sorry for trotting out my song parody again, yet if Trump refuses to learn from new experiences, why should I? And once again, insincere apologies to Cole Porter:
Clorox your COVID, start bleaching it now
Clorox your COVID, and your innards you will wow
If you’re having bad luck with infection
Give yourself a quick Lysol injection
If you get no effect from your bleach sprays
Try an enormous dose of UV rays
If COVID continues to harry ya
Try a drug that is meant for malaria!
Clorox your COVID
And you’ll drop like the Dow!
AndrewSihler almost 4 years ago
Great image!
sandflea almost 4 years ago
Inject or ingest at your own risk. What have you got to lose?
willie_mctell almost 4 years ago
Ol Doc Trump