Bliss by Harry Bliss for June 02, 2020

This guy should check his underwear to see if somethings are missing.

Too late, she’s got them now!!!

It took the poor schmuck 3 years to get up the nerve to make that speech, and now look. ROFLOL

IMC, she didn’t have earbuds in, she just wouldn’t talk about feelings!

I was half expecting her to turn around and ask “I’m sorry, who are and what are you doing in my home?”

That’s what happens when you think, guy!

Well she should put up a sign " Earbuds In Use " ;-)

He knew that.

Him: Never mind. Nothing important.

He’ll work up the courage to do this again in another 6 months.

This is more of a sad than a comic.

Butter wouldn’t melt in her mouth.

One of them is connected.

Then how did she know he was talking?

And when she wants to “talk” she expects him to drop everything and sit and listen to her rant for 3 – 4 hours about how he seems to be unable to fold the bathroom towel the “right” way. Fine.

That’s Okay, he’s on Bluetooth anyhow.

My wife has always got her Bluetooth on listening to podcasts. They are nearly invisible hearing aids and I am constantly talking to her only to have her turn, see me and realize she hasn’t heard anything that I have said.