Hahaha sounds like me! My husband carries so many in at once, that he’s torn the straps on my cloth bags. That was when we could still use them. I do appreciate when he can help, though, so there is a trade off.
It is a hint at how much stronger we are than our ancestors— a hundred years ago six grown men could not have carried fifty dollars worth of groceries, while today a twelve year old girl can easily carry fifty dollars worth and not even break a sweat.
You assume he got up early to get those worms. But…what if he got up late, and they sold him a bunch of old, half dead worms that no one else would buy? We need a government agency overseeing the quality control of worms being sold past their due date.
Boss of a fencing company arrives on site to find Lester carrying one fence post from the truck to the fence location. Just then, Roger arrives at the truck and picks up 8 posts to carry away. The boss starts in on Lester, who immediately excuses himself: “Just because Roger is too lazy to make more trips why are you picking on me‽ ”
Strob Premium Member almost 4 years ago
That’s crazy talk, woman!
Farside99 almost 4 years ago
Gotta go back. I’ve hit the mother lode!
awgiedawgie Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Yes, I do!
mddshubby2005 almost 4 years ago
“Hey Martha! I just found the best take-out restaurant ever! It’s called ‘Bait Shop’!”
scote1379 Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Sounds like my Wife !
scote1379 Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Nag Nag Nag !
mjjk1985 almost 4 years ago
Hahaha sounds like me! My husband carries so many in at once, that he’s torn the straps on my cloth bags. That was when we could still use them. I do appreciate when he can help, though, so there is a trade off.
bjh15202 almost 4 years ago
The original Grub Hub, delivering actual grubs.
HunterIsACriminal almost 4 years ago
Must have gotten up awfully early.
Bait store has a sale going on: buy one can of worms, get the next at half-off.
losflemings almost 4 years ago
i feel yah
dflak almost 4 years ago
Just HOW early did that bird get up?
Honorable Mention In The Banjo Toss Premium Member almost 4 years ago
During these uncertain times………..
Zebrastripes almost 4 years ago
Just like not asking for directions, they just won’t do two trips….LOL
Stephen Gilberg almost 4 years ago
“But this way, I can do my Cthulhu impression!”
colcam almost 4 years ago
Lightpainter Premium Member almost 4 years ago
You assume he got up early to get those worms. But…what if he got up late, and they sold him a bunch of old, half dead worms that no one else would buy? We need a government agency overseeing the quality control of worms being sold past their due date.
AndrewSihler almost 4 years ago
There’s a wise Latvian proverb that says that “a lazy person has four hands”.
Zen-of-Zinfandel almost 4 years ago
It’s owl or nothing.
the lost wizard almost 4 years ago
We’ve been asked to make as few trips as possible.
Concretionist almost 4 years ago
Boss of a fencing company arrives on site to find Lester carrying one fence post from the truck to the fence location. Just then, Roger arrives at the truck and picks up 8 posts to carry away. The boss starts in on Lester, who immediately excuses himself: “Just because Roger is too lazy to make more trips why are you picking on me‽ ”
tung cha cha cha almost 4 years ago
I admit I try to carry as many bags as possible so as not to have to make a lot of trips from the car to the house.
ekw555 almost 4 years ago
Cthulhu ?
Kirk Barnes Premium Member almost 4 years ago
It’s a man thing…