Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for July 05, 2020

This Tyrannosaur will not visit his folks in the old dinosaurs home.

That’s what you get for doubting the existence of dinosaur photography, Dad.

Little rude Calvin?

Even a nice family picnic is impossible, thanks to Calvin.

For once Calvin actually likes the food set in front of him. The result, however, is not exactly improved behavior…

Well then, that tyrannosaurus can walk home.

Immediately after the Tyrannosaur gets home he phones and orders an asteroid, revenge is his!

He’s on a wing and a prayer there….

And he’s left Hobbes at home, no wonder he’s in a mood…

Greed may be fun. But in the end it doesn’t get you more wings.

Oh no you don’t! I saw it first! Down! Down! Down! Go! Go! Go! Mine! Mine! Mine! (Daffy)

Happy Birthday, Bill Watterson

“That boy ain’t right.”

Few things worse than a chastised tyrannosaur. His anger is deep and his memory is long. At least until dessert. Twinkies will make things all better.

Calvin can make anything an adventure!

Deep grudges do not build character.

Starting to understand why there’s no strip about Calvin the teenager. Didn’t make it.

How did Calvinosaurus pick up that plate with those tiny foreclaws?

Chicken is such a modest food. Why does eating it in a picnic setting, improve it’s flavor so very much?

IT’S MINE, YOU UNDERSTAND? MINE, MINE, ALL MINE! GO, GO, GO! MINE, DO YOU HEAR ME? OUT, OUT, OUT! MINE, MINE, MINE!

I’m fat, I’m a happy glutton.

Love the artwork. Thanks, Bill Watterson.

Some time ago a T-Rex was discovered that was so well preserved that some of the flesh was actually still on the bones. Analysis of the flesh showed that it greatly resembled that of chickens. So would this have been cannabilistic?

Might we find a little Calvin ensconced in a block of hardened amber some day?

I’m the same way with corn dogs. And tots.

Beaten at his own game!

Keep that up and there won’t be any s’mores!

Calvin sure does know some big words for a six year old.

Little known fact – revenge apoplexy killed more dinosaurs than asteroids (asteroids being immune).

Social distancing in the last panel. How prescient.

seems like a weird choice to waste such good dinosaur art on a “greedy brat” punchline

It’s always surprising how little time Calvin doesn’t sit in “time out”

Do you think Bill Watterson likes to draw dinosaurs?

What about the revenge…

Yessssssss revenge will soon be his