Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for June 03, 2020

Poor puppy it was driving him crazy.

That might also explain some of the women who have been following him.

That makes no sense, nobody calls anymore – everybody texts or zooms or something

Strange everytime the dog goes crazy there is someone calling me on my phone.

how did he hear it ring?

According to my daughter-in-law who is a high school teacher. There is a ringtone that is so high in pitch that few people over 40 can hear it.

Me? You can tell what kinds of airplanes I flew by the notches in my audiogram.

Dog is ready for a breakdown…

He gets a lotta political calls ?

Insert anti-RWNJ barb here —→

So does this mean he follows a certain twit?

All those missed calls from the ASPCA.

FOX makes phones now?

Dog says, tell about it.

Lucky for the dog he is an older retired guy. Now it had been a teenager…oh boy!