Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for May 29, 2020

Hopefully the reward for Brewster’s capture doesn’t include him dead.

Brewster, didn’t you know that in space no one can hear you ice cream?

Remember, no disintegrations.

Kick the back of Doug’s seat, Brewster – it’ll be FUN!!!

Ka-IRRITATING! Oh, wait, that’s a different lantern-jawed doofus.

I have made a huge mistake.

The Ransom Of Brewster Chief.

Shoulda brought the carbonite.

Quiet there in the backseat, or I swear I’m going to turn this spaceship around and we’re going back home right now…

Maybe this is all part of Brewster’s master plan….irritate the enemy to death.

My dad’s favorite trick when my brother and I were acting up, was to slam on the brakes and when we pitched forward (before seatbelts) he’d swat backwards at us. That hurt!! (Actually that’s fiction. I heard it from a comedian, who also showed the backswat. It was funny. No broken noses. )

If Brewster spies something bright, it’s obviously not himself.

“Do-ug, I’m touching meee!”

“Well, I’m on my side!”

“Are not.”

“Am too.”

“Are not.”

“Am too.”

“STOP! Don’t make me come back there, you, uh… two.”

Is it fah away? Or fah, fah away?

And Brewster wonders why no one wants him anymore.

Slug Bug !!!

Does this remind anyone else of the story “the Ransom of Red Chief”?

Ooooo! Oooo! I know this one! Is it a “star?”

Most Gig bounty hunters end up doing a “Red Chief” and Paying Pam to take Brewster back.

No Jedi mind trick?

This is not The Way.

What school bus drivers say everyday.

The hazards of hostage taking.

He looks like Moltar