Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for May 29, 2020

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    BE THIS GUY  almost 4 years ago

    Fear and self-loathing in Northern California.

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    Notaspy  almost 4 years ago

    When Mark Twain was asked that question as a child, his alleged answer was “Happy”

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    Sherlock Watson  almost 4 years ago

    So, Pig’s dream is to become an identity thief?

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    DennisinSeattle Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    Who do want to be today?

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_XxAZCfHnDs

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    Darsan54 Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    I just want to feel safe.

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    Bilan  almost 4 years ago

    Like a doctor or lawyer? But they’re smart. So for Pig, that would be someone else.

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    sergioandrade Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    “I won’t grow up.” Peter Pan

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    Kind&Kinder  almost 4 years ago

    Just so long as you don’t say, “Bacon.”

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    ChristineFoxdale  almost 4 years ago

    At this point, I’ll settle for ‘alive’.

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    Gent  almost 4 years ago

    You’ll be someone else’s food, Pig.

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    nosirrom  almost 4 years ago

    I’m retired and still haven’t figured that out.

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    blunebottle  almost 4 years ago

    I didn’t know what I wanted to be, so I never grew up.

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    gopher gofer  almost 4 years ago

    i wanted to be independently wealthy. i’m still waiting…

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    iggyman  almost 4 years ago

    “The grass is always greener”, till you get there!

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    MayCauseBurns  almost 4 years ago

    I didn’t want to grow up!

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    PleaseStay6PixelsAway  almost 4 years ago

    It’s a tough choice: If you’re a doctor, everyone has to call you DOCTOR Pig and make appointments to wait in crowded rooms to speak to you, but if you’re a lawyer and become a judge, people have to stand when you enter a room and call you YOUR HONOR.

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    Procat Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    I wanted to be president of this country, so I can tweet whatever I want whether it’s true or not. Also terminate anybody who doesn’t agree with me, and have the secret service protect me at all times.

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    Breadboard  almost 4 years ago

    Want to be Croc ! … Croc Power !

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    Purple People Eater  almost 4 years ago

    Fifty years ago, I wanted to be a scientist when I grew up. I’m not a scientist, so I guess that means that I haven’t grown up yet.

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    gingerspike88 Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    Our 3 yr old daughter wanted a doctor kit for Christmas and now she’s in Medical School … Dreams can come true!

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    Ellis97  almost 4 years ago

    I wanna be an animator and I don’t care about losing ownership.

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    babka Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    if you live long enough you will be “someone else”

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    Bookworm  almost 4 years ago

    “If you don’t turn your life into a story, you just become a part of someone else’s story.” ― Terry Pratchett, The Amazing Maurice and His Educated Rodents.

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    Otis Rufus Driftwood  almost 4 years ago

    Pig knows his limitations. All too well.

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    Linguist  almost 4 years ago

    Never in my wildest dreams as a kid, did I expect to wind up being an old (ish) grandfather, retired and happily living in Ecuador.

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    Vangoghdog01  almost 4 years ago

    A little less handsome and a little more rich.

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    fullmoondeb Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    Myself.

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    Troglodyte  almost 4 years ago

    Pig is something else!

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    StevePappas  almost 4 years ago

    Am I reading Pearls Before Swine or The Wizard of Id?

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    KEA  almost 4 years ago

    I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.—Lily Tomlin

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    aKG1  almost 4 years ago

    You could be Stephan and write yourself a better life and friends.

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    Squoop  almost 4 years ago

    I yam who I yam. — Popeye

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    Concretionist  almost 4 years ago

    Free of silly questions and questioners.

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    Call me Ishmael  almost 4 years ago

    I’d like to live in a civilized country..but I’d like it to be this one.

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    Sisyphos  almost 4 years ago

    So sad, Pig. But incisive, yes!

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    neatslob Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    I saw a show where they were asking kids what they wanted to be when they grew up, and one kid said he wanted to be a vampire bat.

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    Boxo croco says happy derby  about 3 years ago

    Before you comment isn’t pig already grown up?, the answer is no, this is pig I’m talking about

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