It’s a tough choice: If you’re a doctor, everyone has to call you DOCTOR Pig and make appointments to wait in crowded rooms to speak to you, but if you’re a lawyer and become a judge, people have to stand when you enter a room and call you YOUR HONOR.
I wanted to be president of this country, so I can tweet whatever I want whether it’s true or not. Also terminate anybody who doesn’t agree with me, and have the secret service protect me at all times.
“If you don’t turn your life into a story, you just become a part of someone else’s story.” ― Terry Pratchett, The Amazing Maurice and His Educated Rodents.
BE THIS GUY almost 4 years ago
Fear and self-loathing in Northern California.
Notaspy almost 4 years ago
When Mark Twain was asked that question as a child, his alleged answer was “Happy”
Sherlock Watson almost 4 years ago
So, Pig’s dream is to become an identity thief?
DennisinSeattle Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Who do want to be today?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_XxAZCfHnDs
Darsan54 Premium Member almost 4 years ago
I just want to feel safe.
Bilan almost 4 years ago
Like a doctor or lawyer? But they’re smart. So for Pig, that would be someone else.
sergioandrade Premium Member almost 4 years ago
“I won’t grow up.” Peter Pan
Kind&Kinder almost 4 years ago
Just so long as you don’t say, “Bacon.”
ChristineFoxdale almost 4 years ago
At this point, I’ll settle for ‘alive’.
Gent almost 4 years ago
You’ll be someone else’s food, Pig.
nosirrom almost 4 years ago
I’m retired and still haven’t figured that out.
blunebottle almost 4 years ago
I didn’t know what I wanted to be, so I never grew up.
gopher gofer almost 4 years ago
i wanted to be independently wealthy. i’m still waiting…
iggyman almost 4 years ago
“The grass is always greener”, till you get there!
MayCauseBurns almost 4 years ago
I didn’t want to grow up!
PleaseStay6PixelsAway almost 4 years ago
It’s a tough choice: If you’re a doctor, everyone has to call you DOCTOR Pig and make appointments to wait in crowded rooms to speak to you, but if you’re a lawyer and become a judge, people have to stand when you enter a room and call you YOUR HONOR.
Procat Premium Member almost 4 years ago
I wanted to be president of this country, so I can tweet whatever I want whether it’s true or not. Also terminate anybody who doesn’t agree with me, and have the secret service protect me at all times.
Breadboard almost 4 years ago
Want to be Croc ! … Croc Power !
Purple People Eater almost 4 years ago
Fifty years ago, I wanted to be a scientist when I grew up. I’m not a scientist, so I guess that means that I haven’t grown up yet.
gingerspike88 Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Our 3 yr old daughter wanted a doctor kit for Christmas and now she’s in Medical School … Dreams can come true!
Ellis97 almost 4 years ago
I wanna be an animator and I don’t care about losing ownership.
babka Premium Member almost 4 years ago
if you live long enough you will be “someone else”
Bookworm almost 4 years ago
“If you don’t turn your life into a story, you just become a part of someone else’s story.” ― Terry Pratchett, The Amazing Maurice and His Educated Rodents.
Otis Rufus Driftwood almost 4 years ago
Pig knows his limitations. All too well.
Linguist almost 4 years ago
Never in my wildest dreams as a kid, did I expect to wind up being an old (ish) grandfather, retired and happily living in Ecuador.
Vangoghdog01 almost 4 years ago
A little less handsome and a little more rich.
fullmoondeb Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Myself.
Troglodyte almost 4 years ago
Pig is something else!
StevePappas almost 4 years ago
Am I reading Pearls Before Swine or The Wizard of Id?
KEA almost 4 years ago
I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.—Lily Tomlin
aKG1 almost 4 years ago
You could be Stephan and write yourself a better life and friends.
Squoop almost 4 years ago
I yam who I yam. — Popeye
Concretionist almost 4 years ago
Free of silly questions and questioners.
Call me Ishmael almost 4 years ago
I’d like to live in a civilized country..but I’d like it to be this one.
Sisyphos almost 4 years ago
So sad, Pig. But incisive, yes!
neatslob Premium Member almost 4 years ago
I saw a show where they were asking kids what they wanted to be when they grew up, and one kid said he wanted to be a vampire bat.
Boxo croco says happy derby about 3 years ago
Before you comment isn’t pig already grown up?, the answer is no, this is pig I’m talking about