Brevity by Dan Thompson for May 29, 2020

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    TStyle78  almost 4 years ago

    This reminded me of ‘The Fugitive’.

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    pearlsbs  almost 4 years ago

    He’s not going to take crap from that U.S. Marshall!

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    Here's Waldo  almost 4 years ago

    The Phew-gitive!

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    Ahuehuete  almost 4 years ago

    He’ll get wiped out!

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    Kind&Kinder  almost 4 years ago

    It depends: are you one or two-ply?

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    mddshubby2005  almost 4 years ago

    Oh, no! The Marshals flushed him out!

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    whahoppened  almost 4 years ago

    Don’t quite understand the gun.Perforated toilet paper isn’t worth as much.

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    Nachikethass  almost 4 years ago

    If he falls into that water(?), there won’t be much of him left to recover!

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    gopher gofer  almost 4 years ago

    to bad – he was really on a roll…

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    jpayne4040  almost 4 years ago

    He’ll get away again! For the last two months or so, he’s been so elusive despite being number 1 on the most wanted list!

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    I’ve been trying to track him down everywhere…

    When they say he’s been spotted someplace, I get there and he’s gone.

     

    I know what he’s trying to escape…. but it’s the fate he was made for.

    Useless for him to have higher aspirations… he and his kind were born to start at the bottom…

    He’s too soft for more difficult jobs…and he’s hollow at his core.

     

    He feels like his whole life is being wasted …

    But I want him to know we find him very necessary.

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    Stevefk  almost 4 years ago

    Yes, he fears sooner or later he will unravel when they get hold of him!

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    Zebrastripes  almost 4 years ago

    US Marshall will wipe you out if you don’t go peacefully…..

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    Qiset  almost 4 years ago

    Great scene from the movie!

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    J Quest  almost 4 years ago

    He’ll probably get off Scott free…

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    paul  almost 4 years ago

    They get wiped out?

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    P51Strega  almost 4 years ago

    The marshal will get to the bottom this. He doesn’t ply favorites so he won’t fall for some brown-noser butting in. Poor Celine will have her day in court.

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    P51Strega  almost 4 years ago

    There could be dire real, consequences for him

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    amxchester  almost 4 years ago

    It’s a crappy job but somebody has to doo it!(Thank you all for letting me have this joke.)

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    6turtle9  almost 4 years ago

    When TP is on the run and you’re left with nothing to address the runs.

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    buckman-j  almost 4 years ago

    He is gonna be in deep doo-doo

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    HarryLime Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    He’s up $#!+ Creek without a paddle.

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    gcarlson  almost 4 years ago

    Per a Facebook meme, the Rapture came and the roll was called up yonder.

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