Jeff Stahler for May 13, 2020

Don’t let the door hit you in the butt on your way out.

That was a great scene, when he walked out after CBS News reporter Weijia Jiang refused to be bullied by him.

May your “ball” find a comfortable home up your unmasked nose in the name of poetic justice.

FOX NEWS forgot to show the part when he just lost it and slithered away.

Leadership in a time of crisis? It’ll never happen. It requires ethics and empathy.

Cowardly sexist Trump the rapist leaves every time he is confronted by a woman.

Hair Furor, the Clorox Commando JUST HATES IT when people CALL HIM OUT on his lies and stupidity, and he just gets LIVID when the reporters happen to be Women! My suggestion? EVERY WOMAN REPORTER just needs to press him HARDER AND HARDER for THE TRUTH, until he gurgles and keels over from ANOTHER STROKE!!

I used this very analogy in a message to a friend.

Children can be cruel. There is always that kid who cries when you look at him the wrong way. So all the girls and boys pick on him because it ’s fun to make him cry. The press has caught onto this.

Trump is particularly insulted when a GIRL picks on him. It’s a threat to his manhood. And if the GIRL isn’t a white girl, that’s even more insulting. Those kind of people have gotten too uppity for their own good. Don’t they know their place? Back when America was Great,t he kind of Great Trump wants to make it again: their place was in the back of the bus and barefoot, pregnant and in the kitchen.

Trump is the sandbox wannabe bully who can “dish it out, but can’t take it.”

Isn’t it nice that a person with the maturity of a spoiled preschooler has been kept in power by the Republican Senate and is adored as the role model by about 40% of Americans.

GOP: Love Trump or leave it.

For sheer presidential incompetence, Buttercup wins the title despite the long list of possible choices over last 230+ years. To say he has poor impulse control is like saying the sun is only a light.

When trump says.. “People say” or “Ask China”.. I wish the reporters have the nerve to ask.. “Humor me.. give me some names”.

Please do.

What does one expect from a ‘man’ who wears goggles to a mask factory?

From Dem hoax to Chinese conspiracy, maybe Covid really is part of the Dump game plan for reelection.

“I’m taking my ball & leaving.”

Is that a masked ball?

To use Tiny speak: “Because the nasty girl reporters range up and were mean to him, he ran out of the rose garden like a whipped cowardly dog with his long red tail between his legs”.

This is the President. Of the United States!

Trump’s conflict: he loves attention, so he likes holding press conferences… but despite how mean he is to the press, they have the audacity to be mean to him!

Go ahead and leave, Donald, since it’s the only balls you have!

Most cowards are bully’s, most bully’s are cowards, It’s fun to watch Trumpie the Clown run away from a woman reporter!

Poor Fat Donny! So many nasty women around these days!

This is Mr. Stahler’s best cartoon yet.

All the experts said, trump will sail into re-election, despite the Impeachment, despite supporting Racists, despite all the idiotic things he said…unless there is a National Emergency.

Well, now there is a National Emergency and a world wide Pandemic and trump has botched the response since the get-go. Ignored briefings about it in January. Not taking the lead on testing. Opening the country before contact tracing and testing is available and lying constantly about how bad it is.

Now, Red States are not reporting infections and deaths in meat processing plants any longer. Trump won’t take responsibility for nation-wide testing and now is blaming (of all people) President Obama for the Pandemic Response*.

Trump will keep the 40% of Republican voters, but that is only about 27% of the voting public. If the country decided that McCain was not the right guy during an economic slow-down in 2008, what do you think they will say about trump in a World-Wide pandemic and Depression in 2020?

*Obama left a 69 page report on responding to a Pandemic – https://www.cnn.com/2020/05/12/politics/fact-check-mcconnell-obama-trump-game-plan/index.html

The one time we all like to see him leave!

“I’m taking my “bull” and leaving!"

If only…