Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for May 23, 2020

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    Brian  Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    Like Popeye after a can of spinach.

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    Rod Gonzalez  almost 4 years ago

    Oh, yeah, the Ripster’s getting ready!

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    Black76Manta  almost 4 years ago

    Now, start the action, go get them, Rip.

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    daedalusomega  almost 4 years ago

    Next week: Baby Fireball is actually an entity that came from the Ripverse before the Catpocalypse, and she was pretending to be Rip’s baby daugther so she could get access to the intelligence agency database. Also, Jenkins is Rip’s lost brother, Breezy is actually a being from outer space and Dutch is not Rip’s real father. Stay tuned for more nonstop nonsense in our series “I can’t believe this used to be a great comic strip.”

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    electricshadow Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    Adrenaline does numb pain.

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    Major Matt Mason Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    Ka-GIGGLE! In STEREO!

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    well-i-never  almost 4 years ago

    What a redundant criminal name. It has no flow, it just sits there like a lump.

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    tad1  almost 4 years ago

    KA-SCORPIO!

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    tad1  almost 4 years ago

    Judging by the sound of his giggling knuckles, it looks like Rip is back in action!

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    nboady  almost 4 years ago

    The only bad guys ones missing from this arc are the Highwayman and Dr Pain (she was mentioned but hasn’t shown up yet). Is this going to be one of those old Marvel routines where a bunch of bad guys get together to defeat the hero but, inevitably, fail?

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    Dragoncat  almost 4 years ago

    Ooh, I can hear the giggling from here! Ripcord Haywire is back, baby!!! And just in time for an epic battle!

    Um… Is he going to finish those pancakes…?

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    Daeder  almost 4 years ago

    “And I’ve converted my tourniquet into a stylish “man bag”."

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    bytebot-gocomics  almost 4 years ago

    I am only trying to clarify the canon of the strip here, but I seem to recall this Pancake house having prominent “going out of business” signs in the windows the last few times the strip used this place as a stage to let characters recap.

    Are Rip and Dutch sitting in an identical Pancake house one town over from Starlight? Or did Breezy relent and allow the Starlight Pancake house to remain open? If Breezy did, is she still going to open a Waffle house? And if she does, will the new Waffle house attract a clientele of unsavory characters to further spice up Starlight and the comic strip?

    I have to admit, I’d like to see Breezy, Baby Fireball, and Jenkins presiding over a feeding place patronized by biker gangs.

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