The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for May 20, 2020

So this is why online clothing sales are up.

Coronavirus, no! Coronary, si!

She isn’t wearing pants.

It’s not their fault. Donut judge them.

they don’t look any different from every other person on the street…

They are really sitting Around the house!

A giant panda eats for at least 12 hours a day. A confined person will eat like a panda.

Hence the name: Pandemic

They are not that different than the average american…

A friend and I have been training everyday. Actually,this is about the best shape I have been in in over 10-15 years.

And their names are Hansel and Gretel.

The dreaded bolognavirus…

No one ever got fat behind his own back. – Ricky Gervais, English pundit

The Japanese call it kuchisabishii: “lonely mouth” https://www.huffpost.com/entry/kuchisabishii-lonely-mouth-mindless-eating_l_5ebdccc3c5b698a29045b714

I find I’m eating less…not really hungry….

Costco priced an 82 inch Samsung TV for $1,200. I don’t think that was a coincidence.

I bought toothpaste to go with my doughnuts.

I was thinking just yesterday (and don’t worry, I won’t do it again soon), how fast do arteries clog?

Lettuce get back to power walking at the mall.

Not true for all of us. I started seriously working on my weight since Septemper. Exercise bike, dance workouts in the living room, counting calories. Still at it and lost 44 pounds so far. Muahahahaha!

He’s a food taste tester!

You mean no Americans were obese until the Covid lockdown? Please.

You now need a face mask whenever you go into the kitchen.

Ug. I’m fasting (read: starving) to try to lose the weight gained after the pool closed. It is amazing at how slow the weight comes off compared to how fast it goes on.

Gasp! Are those fresh donuts? Drool, drool,…

Can’t say as I’ve noticed any change in my eating habits, but keeping as active is certainly a challenge, considering I’m a commuter cyclist.

When we start coming out of lockdown: https://i.imgur.com/jSfNvdQ.gif

When this over, we’re going to have to come up with some other reason.

My dad ran into a guy who works for a chip company stocking in the grocery store recently. The guy said they’ve been having terrible trouble keeping chips on the shelves.