Wouldn’t be those endless religious wars if cats were worshipped; just bring the stuff in little cans impossible to get open that true believers deliver to his/her majesties on each and every day; and the more cans delivered the more blessings you shall receive, i.e., no scratches if you don’t hurry up.
H-m-m-m I sense an occasional skeptic or two in the audience. My personal choice is whatever you do that gets you through your problems and that leaves you feeling you did the right thing – ‘right’ being a result that causes no harm to others.
mr_sherman Premium Member almost 4 years ago
I prefer Dogma.
sergioandrade Premium Member almost 4 years ago
To paraphrase Terry Practhett, cats decided to stop being worshiped because it seemed too much like work.
kaffekup almost 4 years ago
Then I’m a cat-lick, too!
Superfrog almost 4 years ago
Cataclysmic.
Vilyehm almost 4 years ago
The unwritten rule of comics:
Bad cats are orange.
bexwhitt almost 4 years ago
If God is a cat we are all foooked.
nosirrom almost 4 years ago
Couldn’t help thinking someone is going to get zapped.
GregerLhd almost 4 years ago
What about kerygma? Better than dogma …
Say What? Premium Member almost 4 years ago
What branched off of Catolicism, then? The Purr-testant Re-fur-mation?
LilyGilder almost 4 years ago
Pull my paw.
Joe Cooker Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Those fingers are getting a little too close.
dot-the-I almost 4 years ago
So much for Michelangelo’s claim that he simply drew a blank.
Ignatz Premium Member almost 4 years ago
I’m a Catholic. I can’t stop taking cats home.
GeorgePlerhoples almost 4 years ago
res ipse dixit
jal333 almost 4 years ago
I was looking for nail polish on one of the hands:)!
jessie d. Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Wouldn’t be those endless religious wars if cats were worshipped; just bring the stuff in little cans impossible to get open that true believers deliver to his/her majesties on each and every day; and the more cans delivered the more blessings you shall receive, i.e., no scratches if you don’t hurry up.
keenanthelibrarian almost 4 years ago
What came first – the cat or the dog? God alone knows …
eastern.woods.metal almost 4 years ago
That cat looks obese
T Smith almost 4 years ago
Makes as much sense as any of the other superstitious mythologies.
monya_43 almost 4 years ago
It’s, George, the flerkin. They are really quite dangerous.
kaylowe almost 4 years ago
Catolicism has some tough litterature!
rickseg almost 4 years ago
So that cat is supposed to be Bastet? If so, it’s put on a little weight.
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Cat Lick His’m? Of course he does.
sandpiper almost 4 years ago
H-m-m-m I sense an occasional skeptic or two in the audience. My personal choice is whatever you do that gets you through your problems and that leaves you feeling you did the right thing – ‘right’ being a result that causes no harm to others.
Masterskrain Premium Member almost 4 years ago
AGAIN… Dogs have owners, Cats have staff members…or, in this case, Worshipers!
oakie817 almost 4 years ago
you know God Loves cats
mourdac Premium Member almost 4 years ago
The first rule of Catolicism is ‘thou shalt worship no other gods before me’.
Call me Ishmael almost 4 years ago
Cats understand that “Chance governeth all”. It saves them the trouble of planning.
retjeff almost 4 years ago
that would infer there is such a thing as good cats
jeffhapp almost 4 years ago
“Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.”
also:
“How you behave toward cats here below determines your status in Heaven.”
― Robert A. Heinlein
TexTech almost 4 years ago
Cats were once worshipped as gods. The Cat has not forgotten this.
the lost wizard almost 4 years ago
Let’s just get to the fancy feast thing.
ChessPirate almost 4 years ago
“Pie Jesu Domine, dona eis requiem.”
[SCRATCH!]
“Pie Jesu Domine, dona eis requiem.”
[SCRATCH!]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x7wc55oXWf8&NR=1
TurbosDad almost 4 years ago
That’s where I learned cat-echism…
Lablubber almost 4 years ago
Give that catatonic.
Linguist almost 4 years ago
That’s why they buried all the early Roman Catolics with their catacombs!
listmom almost 4 years ago
Don’t touch its belly!
walstib Premium Member almost 4 years ago
I went to Catlic school in Chicawgo, and we’d go to Sox Park down by Tirdy-tird Street.
bakana almost 4 years ago
So, God’s Real Name is Tac ?
bakana almost 4 years ago
She has been ignoring us for the last 1000 Years or so.
einarbt almost 4 years ago
I don’t get it.
eccolibri60 Premium Member almost 4 years ago
I prefer my Dog-ma.