kreole - did you ever cut up a chicken dinner? Where on earth do you come up with birds have one breast? Two pectoral muscles, just like most other creatures. And if you mean boobs, birds don’t have any - it’s a mammalian feature, something birds ain’t…. But this being Shoe, our winged friends are somehow a bit of a cross-breed, like the Egyptian gods, at least as far as artwork is concerned… well, that’s comics for you - its for the birds….
At least Shoe’s come-on line is better than the old, “Do you believe in the hereafter?” If the female responds yes, the male says, “Then you know what I am here after!”
“You know everything is not an anecdote. You have to discriminate. You choose things that are funny or mildly amusing or interesting. You’re a MIRACLE! Your stories have NONE of that. They’re not even amusing ACCIDENTALLY!”
The real miracle I’d find would be to see a waxing crescent moon portrayed as it would really appear in the Northern Hemisphere, instead of consistently flipped left to right. You’d think all cartoonists were trained Down Under or something. :)
kreole about 13 years ago
Birds only have one breast—she’s kind of miraculous herself!
Yukoner about 13 years ago
Snappy lady.
wilorg about 13 years ago
kreole - did you ever cut up a chicken dinner? Where on earth do you come up with birds have one breast? Two pectoral muscles, just like most other creatures. And if you mean boobs, birds don’t have any - it’s a mammalian feature, something birds ain’t…. But this being Shoe, our winged friends are somehow a bit of a cross-breed, like the Egyptian gods, at least as far as artwork is concerned… well, that’s comics for you - its for the birds….
Dkram about 13 years ago
Was that antiaircraft fire I heard. Shoe just got shot down.
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Sandfan about 13 years ago
The miracle would be if Shoe got lucky with this chick.
pamlicorat about 13 years ago
That was so harsh, that the curtain fell.
DavidGBA about 13 years ago
Birds are mammals now?
TexTech about 13 years ago
At least Shoe’s come-on line is better than the old, “Do you believe in the hereafter?” If the female responds yes, the male says, “Then you know what I am here after!”
Bruce McKinney Premium Member about 13 years ago
OUCH!!
jimgamer about 13 years ago
LOW BLOW ???????
RubberRules about 13 years ago
a bird asking out another bird, quirky!
ssejhill about 13 years ago
“You know everything is not an anecdote. You have to discriminate. You choose things that are funny or mildly amusing or interesting. You’re a MIRACLE! Your stories have NONE of that. They’re not even amusing ACCIDENTALLY!”
BigChiefDesoto about 13 years ago
Sandfan:
No, the DISASTER would be if Shoe got lucky with that bit*h, er chick!
As my Mom used to say, “Do you REALLY want to have to put up with that kind of behavior forever. You’re far better off just staying single!!”
Rakkav about 13 years ago
The real miracle I’d find would be to see a waxing crescent moon portrayed as it would really appear in the Northern Hemisphere, instead of consistently flipped left to right. You’d think all cartoonists were trained Down Under or something. :)