FaceShnook: You post your pics and opinions, and everyone tells you what a loser you are for doing it. Instead of thumbs-up or -down, the only rating you get is a middle finger.
Beginning monday I am going to limit my social media to one 30 minute block per day..that’s it, FB/Twitter/Reddit. It is going to make me happier. Bots are in control.
The rat is a many-faceted gem / a guy who trifles not – no haw, no hem / he sees with perfect clarity / he detects the least disparity / and the optimists know that he ain’t one of them !
gansharma almost 4 years ago
So Rat is no longer working at the coffee shop.
DanielRyanMulligan almost 4 years ago
Instagrim is how he can afford to quit the coffee shop
gocomics almost 4 years ago
My app idea is a write-only version of twitter. You post it, no one reads it, everyone’s happy.
Sherlock Watson almost 4 years ago
FaceShnook: You post your pics and opinions, and everyone tells you what a loser you are for doing it. Instead of thumbs-up or -down, the only rating you get is a middle finger.
Gent almost 4 years ago
And for everything else, you got Instagrime.
hariseldon59 almost 4 years ago
Insta-grimm is where the Thing posts his photos.
gopher gofer almost 4 years ago
and when you check out instagrim you instagrimace…
nosirrom almost 4 years ago
Twinger: where every post makes you twinge
AKA @realDonaldTrump
dwane.scoty1 almost 4 years ago
“…….for your Insta-Migraine, try…”
MayCauseBurns almost 4 years ago
FaceSlap! For when reality hits you hard.
Walrus Gumbo Premium Member almost 4 years ago
How about an app that limits your time on social media? We can call it ‘QUITTER’.
Breadboard almost 4 years ago
Rat that cubicle looks like a jail cell ! … Croc Power !
jal333 almost 4 years ago
Beginning monday I am going to limit my social media to one 30 minute block per day..that’s it, FB/Twitter/Reddit. It is going to make me happier. Bots are in control.
zenguyuno almost 4 years ago
I think this would be popular!
Zebrastripes almost 4 years ago
An idle mind is RATS workshop….
Steverino Premium Member almost 4 years ago
I was going to create an anti-social media. Problem is:no one would sign up.
diskus Premium Member almost 4 years ago
You know I think instagrim would actually be a big hit
Ellis97 almost 4 years ago
But how is he gonna get people to buy it?
codedaddy almost 4 years ago
Post it on Fakebook.
rdav1248961 Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Pastis should be on Insta-groan!
asmbeers almost 4 years ago
You know… this could be a real and popular app.
Call me Ishmael almost 4 years ago
The rat is a many-faceted gem / a guy who trifles not – no haw, no hem / he sees with perfect clarity / he detects the least disparity / and the optimists know that he ain’t one of them !
Call me Ishmael almost 4 years ago
The Goat is an affable soul/ who suffers no need to control/ he places reliance/ on Reason, and Science/ and is doomed to end up in a hole..
Call me Ishmael almost 4 years ago
The Goat and the Rat two sides/ of Stephan, who also derides/ his own self the most / He’s our genial host/ in this cheerfully mirrored hall..
asrialfeeple almost 4 years ago
“If you wanna be real about things … InstaGrim!”
zeexenon almost 4 years ago
Aah, the good old days.
hitek1st almost 4 years ago
Could have saved newspapers millions of gallons of ink if you’d used the proper word ‘WHY’.
The Pabster almost 4 years ago
rat should go back to the coffee shop. his customer service was superb.
Bilan almost 4 years ago
Rat is looking grim in the photo because it just dawned on him that he’s a president that’s working behind a desk in a coffee shop.
magdala666 almost 4 years ago
“Instagrim”—I love it! :-D
Otis Rufus Driftwood almost 4 years ago
Maybe we do need something like for the real world. That’s why it won’t make him money.
Concretionist almost 4 years ago
That pun belongs on instagroan!
Rat almost 4 years ago
The real reason we’re in Quarinitne is to binge watch Criminal Minds.
Sisyphos almost 4 years ago
I know you won’t like hearing me say this, Rat, but Instagrim sounds like fun! Me want!
Warhaft almost 4 years ago
I like it.
rogthedodge1 almost 4 years ago
There’s a picture by Paul Klee called “Twittering Machine”, but I can’t figure out what it has to do with DJT.