One of my favourite lines: Calvin and Hobbes looking at a tree stump, say “Proof that there is intelligent life in the universe is that it has not contacted us yet”.
Judging from the number and placement of the other stumps I’d say a thinning was called for, but not a clearcut. Half of those other trees could’ve been saved unless they were diseased. The remaining tree might’ve been the only one not infected.
Welcome to Georgia, Wiz. We’ve been dealing with tree pollen since late March. Now we’re on to flower pollen. achooooo! (no, really, it’s just allergies)
One of the good things about having to wear a mask when I go out is that the trees & flowers can have all the sex they want without setting off my allergies. Neener neener!
I watched something that explained at least part of the allergy problem. When Dutch Elm disease devastated the popular elms, the idiot city planners planted only male trees.
Bryan Farht almost 4 years ago
Wouldn’t you wear a mask?
LeeCox almost 4 years ago
Yeah, my allergies have been driving me bonkers for weeks now!
Imagine almost 4 years ago
One of my favourite lines: Calvin and Hobbes looking at a tree stump, say “Proof that there is intelligent life in the universe is that it has not contacted us yet”.
David Huie Green LosersBlameOthers&It'sYOURfault almost 4 years ago
All my Chestnut trees are dumping hundreds of pounds of pollen right now.
jagedlo almost 4 years ago
If that doesn’t work, send a Lorax after him!
Yontrop almost 4 years ago
It could have been worse. She could have ended up as toilet paper.
michael.shadoan almost 4 years ago
Clearly a case of “Timber Tantrum”.
Zebrastripes almost 4 years ago
Revenge branches out
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member almost 4 years ago
You go tree. Fight the good fight. Your a champion of your kind. Uh oh. Is that a lumberjack? Run tree, run!! …oh
P51Strega almost 4 years ago
Hah, the wiz is stumped for a retort.
preacherman almost 4 years ago
Judging from the number and placement of the other stumps I’d say a thinning was called for, but not a clearcut. Half of those other trees could’ve been saved unless they were diseased. The remaining tree might’ve been the only one not infected.
wirepunchr almost 4 years ago
You play the hand you are dealt.
Cincoflex almost 4 years ago
All the card tables I’ve seen are metal and plastic. Now if his aunt had become a dresser . . . .
Bill The Nuke almost 4 years ago
You don’t see many card tables made of wood anymore.
stamps almost 4 years ago
Better watch out or you’ll end up a chair.
listmom almost 4 years ago
Welcome to Georgia, Wiz. We’ve been dealing with tree pollen since late March. Now we’re on to flower pollen. achooooo! (no, really, it’s just allergies)
anomalous4 almost 4 years ago
One of the good things about having to wear a mask when I go out is that the trees & flowers can have all the sex they want without setting off my allergies. Neener neener!
Cerabooge almost 4 years ago
I watched something that explained at least part of the allergy problem. When Dutch Elm disease devastated the popular elms, the idiot city planners planted only male trees.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fh758qVQPqg