Super-Fun-Pak Comix by Ruben Bolling for June 05, 2020

Can it really be just that simple?

Black holes aren’t portals to anything. You get caught by a black hole, you die a horrible death.

Panel 3 is a point of conCERN.

Boy. Do I feel stupid now. Who knew how easy it was?

They won’t give me a permit!!

Oddly enough, this is a similar method to the one I recommend to students who ask me how to pass after having not come to 2/3 of the classes and not turned in any work since week 3. Mine, however, involves tachyon particles in step 2 and time travel in step 3.

What’s Viola got to do with it? Violas create nice music for us all to enjoy. Stop saying that when.. huh? Oh, Voila. Never mind. ~ Emily Litella

I tried this method, and that’s how I got here. It didn’t work; I couldn’t draw Doug in my old universe, and I can"t draw Doug in this one. But there’s this guy who looks just like me who can draw Doug perfectly, and he’s kind of a jerk about it.

As we learned on May 15th in “Doug: Into The Dougiverse,” I pointed out, “How to draw Doug: change universes until you find one where you know how to draw Doug.”

so THAT’S how he does it!

Step one: check

Step two: check

Step three: getting bombarded by neutrinos, can’t find portal, must push on.

I’m on a budget—will this work with a small hadron collider?

Oh, and is it supposed to be a collider for large hadrons, or a large collider for hadrons?

I went to the wrong universe where I could only paint the Mona Lisa.

Is there a shortcut? Most complex problems have shortcuts.

Who’s Doug?

I love this strip. It’s so random!