Let me offer you a little pearl of wisdom…
“First of all, Janice – have you seen Saturday Night Live ?”
If you can figure out how to open it, you can have whatever’s inside.
Don’t play; it’s a shell game!
It’s a box, so it must contain a cat!
If unappreciated, it will end up getting thrown before swine.
“I hocked my pearl to buy it for you.”
I would like to see the oyster unwrap that box.
Maybe it’s a slice of lemon.
Oh, it’s just something I’ve been working on for a while.
Let me guess….
The chore of producing a gift for him had been irritating her for some time.
The world is his oyster, and the oyster is his world…
“It’s this strange but pretty growth that’s been on my body for the last six months. I had it surgically removed and made into a ring!”
It’s a moray!
She’s a pearl of a girl I guess you might say,
I guess her folks just brought her up that way…
Clams have mothers day.. who knew.
It can’t be very valuable – it only cost 1 clam.
Aw shucks, it’s nothing really.
He’s a nacremancer.
Open real wide now.
It’s a string of pearls.
If that clam likes dark humor, it is cocktail sauce.
I bet it’s an opal.
July 17, 2015
meg_grif almost 4 years ago
Let me offer you a little pearl of wisdom…
mddshubby2005 almost 4 years ago
“First of all, Janice – have you seen Saturday Night Live ?”
awgiedawgie Premium Member almost 4 years ago
If you can figure out how to open it, you can have whatever’s inside.
eromlig almost 4 years ago
Don’t play; it’s a shell game!
!!ǝlɐ⅁ Premium Member almost 4 years ago
It’s a box, so it must contain a cat!
jel354 almost 4 years ago
If unappreciated, it will end up getting thrown before swine.
backyardcowboy almost 4 years ago
“I hocked my pearl to buy it for you.”
cubswin2016 almost 4 years ago
I would like to see the oyster unwrap that box.
DavidSharp Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Maybe it’s a slice of lemon.
Kaputnik almost 4 years ago
Oh, it’s just something I’ve been working on for a while.
Zebrastripes almost 4 years ago
Let me guess….
P51Strega almost 4 years ago
The chore of producing a gift for him had been irritating her for some time.
J Quest almost 4 years ago
The world is his oyster, and the oyster is his world…
Nuliajuk almost 4 years ago
“It’s this strange but pretty growth that’s been on my body for the last six months. I had it surgically removed and made into a ring!”
mapguy almost 4 years ago
It’s a moray!
Radish the wordsmith almost 4 years ago
She’s a pearl of a girl I guess you might say,
I guess her folks just brought her up that way…
Alberta Oil Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Clams have mothers day.. who knew.
JudyAz almost 4 years ago
It can’t be very valuable – it only cost 1 clam.
the lost wizard almost 4 years ago
Aw shucks, it’s nothing really.
Honorable Mention In The Banjo Toss Premium Member almost 4 years ago
He’s a nacremancer.
garcoa almost 4 years ago
Open real wide now.
stillfickled Premium Member almost 4 years ago
It’s a string of pearls.
Lightpainter Premium Member almost 4 years ago
If that clam likes dark humor, it is cocktail sauce.
Meg: All Seriousness Aside almost 4 years ago
I bet it’s an opal.