Multiple EES occurrences today. Told you Snarkers number 1 is the loneliest number one could ever choose. Looks like The Mayor’s next stop is Milford Alternative School. Thanks for showing up for your son Mr. Knappe.
Hadley V. Baxendale’s defense will be that a butter knife is an ineffective weapon, compared with other objects that are already present in the school. She will demonstrate that fact by stabbing members of the school board with a scalpel from the biology lab, a compass from the mechanical drawing class, a butcher knife from the school kitchen, and a radial saw from shop class. She will then wallop another school board member with a baseball bat. The surviving member will vote for reinstatement when Hadley pulls out the loofah.
P-2: Doctor Pearl points out that a threat is an assault and throws Mom out of the school within a week of Mother’s Day. R&W are sadistically reading “Fifty Shades of India Ink”.
Hmm, peanut butter getting equal billing with the knife in the expository box to kick off today. There was no complaint about that though, all Dr. P cared about was the knife. And speaking of caring, I’m sure you care that today’s Mopped Up Thorp is now online.
10 years from now, the Mayor will be holding court on a regular bar-stool in Milford with drunken rants of “…I coulda’ gone pro if it weren’t for that dam principle and spineless coach who didn’t have my back…”
You might be able to find a school district with this strict policy, but I doubt it. Suspension is common but expulsion without any leeway is not. And calling a butter knife a weapon is pushing it. School districts don’t want to go to court anymore than we do.
bitsy twill almost 4 years ago
Gil making sure he gets the uniform back. Cold.
Charks almost 4 years ago
“What do you do when your branded, and you know you’re a man?”
Charks almost 4 years ago
P3: What does “District Policy” say about Gil putting his right hand on Mike’s left shoulder?
bearwku82 almost 4 years ago
Multiple EES occurrences today. Told you Snarkers number 1 is the loneliest number one could ever choose. Looks like The Mayor’s next stop is Milford Alternative School. Thanks for showing up for your son Mr. Knappe.
Mr Reality almost 4 years ago
In all reality , Breaking News ,Milford Student Athlete Alleges Coach Torp Assaulted Him. Alleged Assault Occurred in Locker Room After Expulsion .
TheBrownStarfish almost 4 years ago
P1, And even better for you, you’re no longer in this strip. Congratulations!
P2, To get back into Milford? That’s cruel and unusual punishment for the lad.
P3, Then one last shower for the road!
Bama Man almost 4 years ago
I understand the policy….. but where is common sense.
rebroxanna almost 4 years ago
I had no sympathy for this kid. But expulsion does seem too harsh.
seismic-2 Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Hadley V. Baxendale’s defense will be that a butter knife is an ineffective weapon, compared with other objects that are already present in the school. She will demonstrate that fact by stabbing members of the school board with a scalpel from the biology lab, a compass from the mechanical drawing class, a butcher knife from the school kitchen, and a radial saw from shop class. She will then wallop another school board member with a baseball bat. The surviving member will vote for reinstatement when Hadley pulls out the loofah.
Irish53 almost 4 years ago
P 3: “…you’ll need to change out of those clothes, then I’ll help you into the shower…”
twainreader almost 4 years ago
P-2: Doctor Pearl points out that a threat is an assault and throws Mom out of the school within a week of Mother’s Day. R&W are sadistically reading “Fifty Shades of India Ink”.
Mopman almost 4 years ago
Strike one on me. Dad never showed. How do we know he even really exists?
James St. John Smythe almost 4 years ago
Golf starts early this year.
The Pro from Dover almost 4 years ago
The great peanut butter conspiracy. Next thing you know he’ll be holding up gas stations.
Mopman almost 4 years ago
Hmm, peanut butter getting equal billing with the knife in the expository box to kick off today. There was no complaint about that though, all Dr. P cared about was the knife. And speaking of caring, I’m sure you care that today’s Mopped Up Thorp is now online.
https://moppedupthorp.wordpress.com/
cholly3 almost 4 years ago
Headline tomorrow, “Cafeteria serves pot roast, entire school population chokes to death as Dr. Pearl removed cafeteria knives to cut meat.”
Irish53 almost 4 years ago
10 years from now, the Mayor will be holding court on a regular bar-stool in Milford with drunken rants of “…I coulda’ gone pro if it weren’t for that dam principle and spineless coach who didn’t have my back…”
hifirick1953 almost 4 years ago
Headline: The Mayor impeached at Milford High
Needs new nickname
Rob McLean almost 4 years ago
Just when I think GT can’t come up with stupider story lines…
Oh, and is coronovirus not a thing in Milford?
oldsmkysyvr almost 4 years ago
Better call Saul Goodman.
Irish53 almost 4 years ago
P 1.5; “….sweeeeet….”
destry1970 almost 4 years ago
should have used a bucket of water on her and watched her melt
wmac8898 almost 4 years ago
I’d love to hear the Mayor’s new nickname for Dr. Pearl.
comicly almost 4 years ago
You might be able to find a school district with this strict policy, but I doubt it. Suspension is common but expulsion without any leeway is not. And calling a butter knife a weapon is pushing it. School districts don’t want to go to court anymore than we do.