Do werewolves use conditioner? Yes. Remember the Werewolf of London whose hair was perfect.
Is there a Queen Kong? Yes, but it’s King Kong out of the closet and feeling sooooo fabulous.
Was Frankenstein bar mitzvaed? To clarify, Frankenstein, Victor, the doctor who made the monster was indeed. He was a nice boy. His mother always wanted him to become a doctor. The monster, on the other hand, was bar mitzvahed, quinceañeraed, hamar cow jumped, and sent to the wilderness to find his spirit animal. And still probably didn’t address all his parts. Note that he also had to be bat mitzvahed, on account of his left ear. His bar mitzvah took all day. You can imagine how long it took him to read his portion of the law.
Odd Dog Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Well played Satchel well played!
rimose almost 4 years ago
Sanspareil almost 4 years ago
If Nyarlathotep got into a fight with Gothmog and won would Ancalagon the Black flame him into cinders?
rshive almost 4 years ago
Werewolves certainly should use conditioner. They’re so….. frizzy.
tonypezzano almost 4 years ago
Wonder if Bucky meant Frankenstein’s Monster?
MS72 almost 4 years ago
If you’ve seen a hideous movie, then why not books?
Breadboard almost 4 years ago
10 points for team Satchel !
cubswin2016 almost 4 years ago
Sadly, it is hard to insult a moron.
JamesDevore almost 4 years ago
I saw the Werewolf at Walmart and he was wearing a bikini!
William Bednar Premium Member almost 4 years ago
The burning question really is, was the Frankenstein monster circumcised?
Ray Helvy Premium Member almost 4 years ago
If Bucky ever actually completes this book I would really like to read it.. as an extended excursion into Delusionland.
MeGoNow Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Do werewolves use conditioner? Yes. Remember the Werewolf of London whose hair was perfect.
Is there a Queen Kong? Yes, but it’s King Kong out of the closet and feeling sooooo fabulous.
Was Frankenstein bar mitzvaed? To clarify, Frankenstein, Victor, the doctor who made the monster was indeed. He was a nice boy. His mother always wanted him to become a doctor. The monster, on the other hand, was bar mitzvahed, quinceañeraed, hamar cow jumped, and sent to the wilderness to find his spirit animal. And still probably didn’t address all his parts. Note that he also had to be bat mitzvahed, on account of his left ear. His bar mitzvah took all day. You can imagine how long it took him to read his portion of the law.
ChessPirate almost 4 years ago
No, there is no Queen Kong… Which is why King Kong is so grouchy… ☺
djtenltd almost 4 years ago
Once again, the strange world of Rob Wilco is running rampant!
katzenbooks45 almost 4 years ago
Angua, the werewolf police officer in Terry Pratchett’s Discworld series, has great human hair because of the doggie shampoo and conditioner she uses.
phoenixnyc almost 3 years ago
Of course there was a Queen Kong. https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0075113/