Jeff Stahler for April 18, 2020

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    Say What Now‽ Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    But he will rename the country. It will start with a T and rhyme with hump.

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    wyneaux  almost 4 years ago

    “And now let me read from the Constitution for the first time (except for that Disney robot tape where I couldn’t understand or pronounce the words)”

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    shakeswilly  almost 4 years ago

    If WASHINGTON ( won the war of independence big deal, Trump defeated the dirty Democrats ) can have a state named after him, why not Trump ? I propose we rename Texas to Trumpass.

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    FrannieL Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    This cartoon gave me my first laugh of the day.

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    sandpiper  almost 4 years ago

    Buttercup was three minutes of a honeymoon totally wasted. Later, he was left in a tow-sack somewhere in Hoboken but they threw him back.

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    Walrus Gumbo Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    Phase Two will be firing your worthless ass come November!

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    mourdac Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    With his tweets to “Free Minnesota”, “Free Michigan”, and “Free Virginia”, PINO Trump has achieved a new low. I don’t think it’s possible but he’s always surpassing his previous bigotry, xenophobia, idiocy, greed, and lack of leadership.

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    Masterskrain Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    And yes, he IS this stupid!

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    dflak  almost 4 years ago

    Remember people, gun shops are essential businesses and are open. Get your guns and ammo NOW before supplies run out. Free Minnesota, Free Michigan, Free Virgina form those liberal, socialist bastards who will keep America down. This is war! Be a patriot and pick up your weapons, give us Wall Street or give us death!

    Do it for the Republican Party, the pro-life party. Do it for America. Do it for God. But most importantly of all, do it for Donald Trump!

    Disclaimer: this is sarcasm. Rational people will recognize it as such. However, in case some Trump worshipper should stumble across this post: it is not a good idea to shoot people. Donald Trump may get away with it but you are a mere peasant like the rest of us: the law applies to you.

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    pc368dude  almost 4 years ago

    Meanwhile, the state of The Union remains so scattered that only fragments are to be found.

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    Alberta Oil Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    I can see where trump would want this.. he has just barely memorized the name and location of some of the bigger states now and to reshuffle them would totally blow his mind.

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    Pickled Pete  almost 4 years ago

    My brother-in-law just got back from Florida couple weeks ago. . . he says you just don’t dare talk politics to any of the natives down there, because some of the MAGAs hide behind a facade of normalcy ..

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    Michael G.  almost 4 years ago

    " … for the undetermined time being … "

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    Radish the wordsmith  almost 4 years ago

    Big mouth, ‘I am the final authority’ Trump, capitulated immediately and assigned all the authority to the governors, so he can blame them for his failings.

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    kreima  almost 4 years ago

    How about “The Kingdom of Richard Cranium”?

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    ferddo  almost 4 years ago

    How magnanimous of Trump! Despite his total authority, he allows them to exist!

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    feverjr Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    Phase Two: Give Covid-19 $130,000 and have her sign an NDA….

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    AndrewSihler  almost 4 years ago

    Until he changes his “mind” (in about ten minutes). Actually, I think it’s outrageous that so many states have names that begin with “M”.

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    Not the Smartest Man On the Planet -- Maybe Close Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    How would FATUS know where the states are? Like he can read a map.

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    pamela welch Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    I am so ashamed that that moron is supposed to representing me; he’s dumber than a box of rocks.

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