Jeff Danziger for April 17, 2020

If I were more like our president, I’d think… “She’s a disaster, but fortunately for the rest of us, she’s South Dakota’s disaster."

Alas, we’re all one nation, despite our current abysmal lack of effective leadership. And we’re all connected, not even counting meat processors.

Instead of “South Dakota”, shouldn’t the T-shirt read, “South of integrity?”

The dashboard reports 143 newly confirmed cases and 7 dead (1 new death today) in South Dakota. New Mexico was similarly involved as that on the 3rd. Today New Mexico has 1597 cases ( 215 new today) and 44 dead – 8 new today. The clock is running, and covid-19 is also.

Any fool can tell the future of both New Mexico and South Dakota, but we are talking about Republicans. Covid-19 and GOP asinine stupidity. Neither one has a medicine to treat it.

Please don’t confuse Bonespurs’ wonderkid with anything that could be confused with a Marine.

Make America Greasy!

South Dakota — Free Paarking

LOL! love it.

She better hope that nobody is going to be playing that music for pigs to eat by from Hannibal…

Jar-head looks too weak to even lift his briefcase!!

“…and I want the opportunity to govern a state with a much lower population…”

The Libertarians advocate personal freedom and shun personal responsibility. it seems.

The governess is a stupid hack, but it doesn’t really matter. Covid-19 has the lethality of a light dusting of Strontium -90. Look on the bright side. With covid-19 it’s safe to sit on your porch if nobody’s around.

Whatever that fool woman tells you, unless you’re tired of living, you better isolate yourself with a capitol “I” and let it kill off the boneheads.

The dumbest covid-19 virion is smarter than the greatest genius Republican that ever was born of a mortal woman. If you give it the least chance it’s going to jump all over your ass.

I used to be proud to say my family is from there.

Now I’m proud to say my family is FAR from there.

Take a lobotomized pig, put a wig and some lipstick on it and you have a better governor than ms Noem.

Well, one thing: depopulating GOP-majority states reduces their representation in the House.

Rethugicans talk great game, but never follow up with action. A fetus is sacred until birth, then forgotten until it’s time to enlist in the next middle east war or some other conflict to “do what’s best for America”. “Freedom” is sacred especially if tied to profits, but in the wake of disease and disaster forgotten until it’s time to elect those same authoritarians to “do what’s best for America”.

And those little piggies had a s*it for brains governor.

Trump Cultists now have a place they can all go so they are not under the heel of hateful governments.

“… the President’s son-in-law, Jar-Jar Blinks….”

AND how how soon before the morons start hording Pork Chops since Smithfield HAS SHUT DOWN???

Knowledge and wisdom are as scant as the population, it would appear. Republicans – what a party.

It’s like trump wants more disaster and death…he does nothing to add to the solutions, but adds to the problems…

A bacon shortage will get everyone’s attention.

I like her. She’s pretty. :)

I know where Trump’s first rally will be…

Didn’t China buy Smithfield?

Another stable genius? No, she’s from the sty.

Smithfield Foods, Inc., is a meat-processing company based in Smithfield, Virginia, in the United States, and a wholly-owned subsidiary of WH Group of China. Founded in 1936 as the Smithfield Packing Company by Joseph W. Luter and his son, the company is the largest pig and pork producer in the world.

“No question now what has happened to the faces of the pigs. The creatures outside looked from pig to man, and from man to pig, and from pig to man again: but already it was impossible to say which was which.”

Remind me again, why do we have two Dakotas? Is it in case one breaks?

That woman in South Dakota

Please do not insult the USMC by elevating Kushner to the coveted level of “jarhead.”

So if she wants all those pigs to be free, why the fence?

Right wing pigs are spreading the virus.

Someone above tried to lump New Mexico with South Dakota. NM Has a Democratic governor who is locked in a fight with Rep. legislators over her shelter in place order. NM also has one of the better testing regimens in the country. So it’s apples and oranges relative to those two states. Per South Dakota, like Custer, many may die for Rethugnican sins.

Very soon the hog farmers will not be able to feed their stock because they have nowhere to sell them.

And all the meat cutters will be infected.

To bad we don’t have a functioning federal government.