Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for May 27, 2020

What a cruel world

Coach John, you need to learn about jokes

I don’t know how else to say this but… it’s my birthday!

A billboard?

Well it backfired…

I wonder why they get so mad.

Note to Nate: coach John is an unpredictable sphycopath

It’s impossible for Coach John and if You try your punishing yourself

I used to burp out the P.E. teacher’s name. He didn’t have a sense of humor, either.

What Coach John should’ve said in response to that joke: I don’t know but that duck should be running with his little friend instead of doing a pointless “sport” like surfing. LINE UP FOR WIND SPRINTS!

Cool

First time this early

I thought of a possible ending to this arc. Nate accidently barges in a room full of teachers. It turns out the teachers were secretly rehersing a comedy act. They kept it a secret because they wanted it to be a supprise. They then tell a ton of really bad and corny jokes and it is unbreable to the kids. They make the kids go durring assembley.

A distinct lack of real wit is one of Nate’s weaknesses!

TAKE THAT NATE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Epic fail!

Answer: Surfin Bird! (Song by the Trashmen)

Oof

@cleanjudge15 where is the final clue?

saw that coming

Um….. do they have to go to class or something?

coach John had no purpose to make them run wind sprints

Wind Sprints in the Hallways it must be after Lunch.

Haha lol oof.

Kinda knew it would happen

Happy otter day!

Why did the chicken cross the road? (Press reply for answer.)

Really though, what did we expect?

Well, If Coach John’s Coach was here, they would die.

Reading this comment section can’t possibly be healthy.

they’re just getting ab-so-lute-ley wrecked!

So, what DO you call a duck on a surfboard???

….again, a golden opportunity blown: they should’ve used the joke that starts: “What did one leg say to the other?” THAT might’ve tickled Coach’s funny bone………….

They should’ve just said, “Wiskey!”. That would’ve gotten his attention.

coach john apparently loves wind sprints.lol

Jerk! He’s making them run in the hallways. What they run into a passing student? Or even worse, Mrs. Godfrey.

Finally! An arc with Teddy!

The answer is not “billboard.” The answer is “Fowlabunga!”

So I tried googling the joke. FALSE And also, I forgot to PREDICT THE WIND SPRINTS

Coach John wasn’t falling for it I see lol

Oof

waiting for good arcs so i can have more theoriesssssssssssss im so bored

SORRY FOR THOSE GUYS

I bet the answer was something like: a surf duck, or something lame like that

ha ha