Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for May 25, 2020

Me too! Though I don’t drink that much of it.

Refill please….

I am caffeine powered.

So THAT’s the secret. Thanks, Aunty!

But drinking all that wine will have the opposite effect.

Looks like I’m headed in a similar direction then, Aunty!

I used to drink 12 cups a day. Now I’m down to two. It was not a conscious effort, it just sort of happened.

3rd cup at 8:54

Aunty, what about all that excess bile you produce?

It is 08:58 … I just finished brewing my first cup for the day. (A brief power outage messed with me, LOL.) Aaaaaahh!

Gotta have somethin’ to look forward to every day. Now get out from in front of the coffee pot: it’s my turn.

You and Adam (at Home).

Morning coffee moods: none, satanic demon level; one cup, communicates with grunts and fire; two cups, able to comprehend I need more coffee; three cups, there is life and hope; fourth cup, get out of my way I have got to pee like there is no tomorrow!

I always thought it was my drinking coffee prolongs your life.

Especially if you wait until a person has had his/hers coffee first thing in the morning before you talk to them!

I should be good for awhile…if it doesn’t burn a hole in my stomach, first.

I don’t drink coffee. I just fill an I-V bag and plug in a large-bore needle.