The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for April 29, 2020

Jackson Pollack as a kindergarten art teacher.

Lance Armstrong as a paper boy.

Jackie Stewart as an UBER driver.

Martin Scorsese as a Traffic Cop.

Jimmy Stewart as a speech therapist

Dagwood at a Subway.

Spongebob Squarepants as a, well, sponge.

Beetle Baily as a motivational speaker!

5 dollars for an animal balloon, that’s a lot!

Andy Capp as professional mediator. Or marriage counselor.

Fibber McGee as a closet organizer

Peter Parker as an exterminator?

Barney Fife became a famous landlord.

Tom Brady as a Tampa Bay Buccaneer?

Let’s just pause a moment and stand in awe of Scott Hilburn’s being able to deliver a week’s worth of cartoons in a single day. And he does this regularly!

The Lockhorns as Marriage counselors.

Richard Nixon selling used cars.

J. Glynn, comics…John? News to me.

So Squidward’s like that old guy in “Beastars” selling his fingers as meat?