The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for April 22, 2020

That’s not dandruff…it’s pumpkin seeds.

He shoulda left Wella nough alone.

Call me when you’ve got shoulderless heads.

Niche market!

Linus! “It’s the Great…never mind!”

Good one!

Reminds me of the joke about the woman swimmer in the opening sequence of “Jaws”.

What? I have flakes on my cape?

New formula-now with sleepy aloe…

Without a head, looking at him you think, “Ick! A Bod!”

I don’t imagine they sell a lot of those. But then these days you’ve got hoarders who will buy things yes because they’re there.

He must be in Costco. You never see the Catholic Family Size in my store.

Rekam and Sunflower…this is for you with your fun replies. We adopted a Cane at the National Cane Sanctuary in Madison, WI.I was hoping it’s name would be Ichabod, but alas, it wasn’t.

Is it a coronavirus symptom that you lose track of time? It’s October already?

No dandruff but pumpkin guts are nasty on the shoulders.

He’ll also pick up some deodorant. Right Gourd.

right, just in the garden section under ‘crop parasite remover’

Think I’ll look around.

What would he need that product for? He sure doesn’t need to wash the pumpkin. And if its for just his shoulders, I would recommend a product like body wash for more than just his shoulders.

Made me laugh…thank you.

Okay, this one’s really bad.

Must be shopping at Sam’s or Costco?