Matt Wuerker for April 04, 2020

Does that " J" stand for jerks?

Why rely on the advice of experienced accomplished competent experts when you have an inexperienced incompetent in the family with no record of accomplishments, besides yourself (that is)?

Jerk man and Pinhead.

No job is too difficult for the man who brought peace to the Middle East. /s

Brings back old times with “Brownie”

https://www.nbcnews.com/storyline/hurricane-katrina-anniversary/heck-job-brownie-where-disgraced-fema-head-now-n400436

Here is proof that Kushner and Pence are a pair of thieving rats. From the German News DW today

“Germany accused the US on Friday of confiscating thousands of protective face masks that Berlin authorities have already paid for, calling it “an act of modern piracy.”

Berlin Interior Minister Andreas Geisel said US officials intercepted a shipment of 200,000 face masks in Bangkok intended for use during the coronavirus outbreak.

The state of Berlin had ordered FFP2-class respirators for Berlin police officers, who continue to operate during the crisis."

The next time America wants German cooperation, don’t be surprised if you hear, “Geh und fick dich, du diebische Ratte !”

DC comics called, they’re sending the real Dark Knight to take these Jokers’ down.

Of course they are wearing the wrong kind of masks but they almost give them personalities.

What a complete and utter outrage…..this is REALLY getting embarrassing and where are the TWIT Police when you need them?

Turns out, Jared & Friends Inc. definitely has a dog in this fight. One expert estimates the CARES Act earmarks as much as $170 billion toward real estate interests, mostly in tax relief and loopholes.

Law firms specializing in real estate wasted no time assessing the potential windfall for their clients, including this Florida-based (coincidence?) practice,

https://www.gtlaw.com/en/insights/2020/3/real-estate-provisions-of-the-coronavirus-aid-relief-and-economic-security-act-cares-act

Lacking the legal resources at the disposal of spoiled, ignorant brats like Kushner and his cronies, small Main Street business owners are justifiably worried American corporate giants will devour whatever relief they might’ve claimed before they can even reach it.

And some ignorant people STILL think that this Cadre of CRIMINALS are doing a good job… I weep for the future of the species!

Trump/Kushner 2020- – - – Kushner/ ? 2024

I’m so glad that Jared reminded us that the “Federal Stockpile of medical supplies is for the Federal Government only and not for the States”. Aren’t you glad? If you’re not, don’t expect any distribution of said medical supplies to your state.

Superman has more compassion for, and insight into humanity. And he’s an alien being!

Great! The guy who is such an incompetent businessman he lost money on a CASINO has appointed a guy who is so incompetent he lost money in NEW YORK CITY REAL ESTATE.

After Kushner says ’it’s our stockpile,’ HHS website changed to echo his comments on federal crisis role

It’s the latest salvo in rising tensions between Trump and the states.

https://abcnews.go.com/Politics/kushner-stockpile-hhs-website-changed-echo-comments-federal/story?id=69936411

The criminal Republican maladministration is totally corrupt and does not have a clue how government works.

Trump Falsely Claims He Inherited ‘Empty’ Stockpile

https://www.factcheck.org/2020/04/trump-falsely-claims-he-inherited-empty-stockpile/?

Pence is now 2nd fiddle to Jared. It’s a mixed blessing. Number 2 to an intellectually ignorant punk, but no longer poised to be pitched by tRump under the bus.

In normal times, those supplies would be distributed by FEMA to where they are needed most. But the President has had “talks” with six companies (he has had “talks” with many private CEOs) who will get those supplies from the federal government and SELL THEM TO THE HIGHEST BIDDER. Why??? When asked why governors have to bid against each other, driving the price up, the answer was “Because the federal government is a only a back up,” because “we are not going to disrupt the supply chain,” because this is “what markets are for,” and because “governors could have bought these supplies a long time ago when there wasn’t competition.” Do not call this “inept” or “stupid” or “uninformed” or a “failure. “ This system is designed to move public tax dollars into private pockets and what is more, you can be absolutely certain that those CEO talks include a quid pro quo—a monopoly market for 6 companies and big campaign contributions (or private kickbacks) to Trump.

https://www.dailykos.com/stories/2020/4/3/1933923/-Stop-calling-it-an-inept-response-yesterday-revealed-the-outrageous-reason-new-quid-pro-quo?

Price gouging occurs when a seller increases the prices of goods, services or commodities to a level much higher than is considered reasonable or fair. Usually, this event occurs after a demand or supply shock. Common examples include price increases of basic necessities after natural disasters.

Price gouging – Wikipedia

…and now back to the golf course to cheat, or the elevator at Trump tower to grab women’s…

“Binder of Cronies” Love it.

I’ll bet Jarod read an article to make himself an expert

This is a great ’toon Matt ♥ Sadly so

Li’l Jerry, like Li’l Donnie, rates his intelligence SO much higher than is warranted by things like objective reality, that it’s really quite pathetic. At least Li’l Jerry, unlike Li’l Donnie, is neither a rapist nor a traitor……….

He stole that line from Dubya.

Of course, he steals Everything.