Matt Bors for March 31, 2020

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    martens  about 4 years ago

    No, sorry, but this one is not helpful. Try again, Matt, without sliming the people who are trying to do something constructive in this crisis.

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    mattro65  about 4 years ago

    If only it had started in the Middle East.

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    Monster Hesh  about 4 years ago

    Putin’s Mitch now says impeachment “distracted” Trump from the looming pandemic. Despite this distraction, God Emperor Donny Littlehands still managed to attend nine rallies and go golfing six times between January 9th and March 8th. Naturally, his cult of idiots will declare this a yuge victory of leadership, ignoring Mitch’s admission of his miserable failure.

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    Radish the wordsmith  about 4 years ago

    11 mins ago – The total U.S. death count exceeds 3,700, which is more than the numbers reported by China.

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    sevaar777  about 4 years ago

    Hey, Orange ego, Narcissus called and said why don’t you kiss your reflection in the pools of the national mall. Drowning there could only benefit the nation.

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