Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for April 18, 2020

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    RAGs  almost 4 years ago

    She’ll bite his head off whether he upsets her or not.

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    mddshubby2005  almost 4 years ago

    “Ooh! Chewy center!!!”

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    Kind of presumptuous there, boy.

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    Vilyehm  almost 4 years ago

    Social dissonencing.

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    Zebrastripes  almost 4 years ago

    Gasp!

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    Brian Kehlmeier Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    Kind of myth. Studies show that this happens only 13 to 28 percent of the time.

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    PO' DAWG  almost 4 years ago

    When your a Praying Mantis it’s hard to be a “player.” What if your a gay Praying Mantis then what?

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    Emmett Wayne  almost 4 years ago

    GET IN MY BELLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    zeexenon  almost 4 years ago

    Time to start thinking with the Big Head.

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    khcm1157  almost 4 years ago

    Male mantis celibacy for a long life.

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    Gent  almost 4 years ago

    Run!

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    Impkins  Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    “I think I left the oven on.” Run, indeed! Love his screwy eyes! :)

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    gopher gofer  almost 4 years ago

    one more beer and he’ll just lose his head…

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