Close to Home by John McPherson for April 06, 2020

Nope afraid not. Bleeb looks very pleased with the view of the leg.

You have to submit your request in triplicate, wait 90 days or more for a reply, and if granted you have to pay $25 per page.

Now that’s where future Republicans come from….

You have a few things to learn, kid.

You believe wrong. You have to submit the proper form first. Besides, the rights guaranteed by the Federal Government do not necessarily constrain your parents or pretty much anyone else who can put a dirty sock in your mouth when your asleep.

Well now you’re just showing your lack of understanding of the law. Shoulda done your homework in that area, too.

COTUS (Void where prohibited by law)

Probably not the FOIA but he could clam status as a member of some discriminated class and get extra time, special help, or exemption from all tests by the evil patriarchy.

Kid must be reading Doonesbury for the past couple of weeks.

“But teacher, how’d you know I copied from Tina? Well Johnny, before you go to the Principals office, I’ll oblige you with an explanation. For question #9, Tina wrote “I don’t know the answer”… and on yours, you wrote “me neither!” You know the drill…you know the route…get walkin’!

Soon in the not too distant future of academics…..

“DEH-TEEEEEEEEN-TION!!!” Remember that lame show?

What about Tinas right to poke him in the eye with a pencil?

I hate to say it but I am beginning to think Bleeb is turning into a degenerate.

Save it for Civics class.