Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for April 09, 2020

Sounds more like a cat to me.

It’s a tarrier, of course…

You want me to do what, with the other half?!

He’s not falling for that old ruse again.

“Never mind, I’ll put the treat back. it’s not that important.”

Would you settle for balancing it on your nose?

I’ll gladly pay you next Thursday for a hamburger today.

Bacon beckons, beagle begs.

Thanks Dave. That’s funny.

Way to negotiate, doggo!

You’ve heard of a Heeler, this is a Dealer.

I’ll take half the treat in your hand, or I’ll take it out of your leg. Your choice.

He wasn’t planning on giving it to your “behind”.

My dogs don’t get their treat until they sit. If they are standing and I don’t put the treat toward them, they’ll then sit down.

I beg to differ.

He can talk- give him the whole thing.