Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for April 06, 2020

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    LeeCox  almost 4 years ago

    I thought you were 800 years old. Wiz. Lying about your age now, are you?

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    rimose  almost 4 years ago

    Watch out for the Gremlins, they love to monkey around with those chairs.

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    David Huie Green LosersBlameOthers&It'sYOURfault  almost 4 years ago

    That’s why they make teleportation spells.

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    fuzzbucket Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    Climbing those steps should have kept you in shape.

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    jagedlo  almost 4 years ago

    I would say “Why don’t you just zap yourself up there?”, but given Wiz’s track record…

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    jhagerson  almost 4 years ago

    That spiral staircase is backwards. The defenders (those going down) need to have their right hands free to wield weapons. The way it is drawn, the defenders will keep hitting the wall.

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    danketaz Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    And besides, it’s fun.

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    Now that I think about it, Dumbledore had a similar conveyance up to his office. To his credit, Gandalf walked.

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    mizdurble  almost 4 years ago

    I know the feeling….

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    loridobson Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    “When 900 years you are, look as good you will not. “

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    wirepunchr  almost 4 years ago

    Some days I feel that old.

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    Zebrastripes  almost 4 years ago

    LOL! Too funny

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    assrdood  almost 4 years ago

    Actually, the last panel makes it look like Wiz is circling the drain.

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    Nubmaeme  almost 4 years ago

    I don’t blame Wizard. Stairs are my nemesis too. In my case, I fall down them.

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    dsidney49  almost 4 years ago

    Apparently, the teleportation spell is still in the “stubby pencil” stage…

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    aerilim  almost 4 years ago

    That door seems to lead outside. Watch you step Whiz….

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    geese28  almost 4 years ago

    Wait aren’t you 800 Wiz? Must be self identifying as half your age

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    Bruce1253  almost 4 years ago

    Good thing he doesn’t live in a castle built by Escher.

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    dv1093  almost 4 years ago

    And now that he’s there, he forgot what he wanted.

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    Nuclear Nemesis  almost 4 years ago

    Hopefully, that chair has a good gripping/braking system for the trip down.

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    Calliope22471  almost 4 years ago

    Who needs a stair step machine when you can just climb all those stairs?

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    hagarthehorrible  almost 4 years ago

    With THOSE herculean stairs leading to sky, you would age faster due to less gravity. Way to explain time dilation!

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    WCraft Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    I thought all he had to do was use his wand and “poof” he was somewhere else?

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    Zykoic  almost 4 years ago

    The helix of life

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    Troglodyte  almost 4 years ago

    For a moment there, I thought he clicked his heels!

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    mandy052878  almost 4 years ago

    Why would he need a stair lift? Doesn’t he know any levitation spells?

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