Our PяesiDuиce is a homicidal maniac. He’s washed up, he’s done, and he knows it. Tяцmp has little left to lose at this point, so if he can’t have “nice things,” he’s the sort who will do everything in his remaining power to see to it that no one else has nice things, or anything at all. People have compared him to Hitler at the end in his bunker, ranting that Germany’s failure was entirely the fault of others and that consequently Germany itself deserved to fail. Could this Trumpidemic be worse than our Civil War? Certainly; more people could die…
On a standard die, the 4 and 3 wouldn’t be next to each other. Opposite die sides total seven. 1-6, 2-5 and 3-4 are all opposite each other. Today’s nit-picking has been brought to you by WaitingMan Industries, annoying know-it-all for over a half century.
If the resident was in touch with reality, he would realize the importance of having a shutdown long enough to slow the spread until our capabilities can handle the load of the critically ill.
If a six-week vacation had been mandatory for large corporations a shutdown would just have been much easier to handle.
Watching the movie ‘Contagion’ while reading the funnies. A movie about an unknown virus causing an epidemic. Definitely a fantasy, the federal government is effectively working to contain the threat.
Last Friday, I looked up a map of my state to find a county that had no reported cases of the Trump Plague. I had been self isolated for three weeks, so I felt like it was safe that I wouldn’t infect anyone, then drove 40 miles to the grocery store in that county. I’m 75 and have type A blood, so if you think that’s overreacting, I hope you’re right, but I doubt it. I got $200 worth of groceries, should last at least until the end of July.
Then, I noticed a pharmacy tech and asked her " Are there any cases reported here yet?" Her answer: “We wouldn’t know, we have some people we’d like to test, but we have to get the tests from either St Louis or Chicago, and they don’t have enough to test their own people.” So, if you think you are in a Trump Plague free zone, that may be just another one of his lies.
The bats in “Pogo” were all notorious card cheats but were good-natured about it. I seem to recall once when a hand of seven aces lost to a hand of nine kings…….But for REAL dishonesty and lunacy, see Pongo instead of “Pogo”!
Concretionist about 4 years ago
Psht. He doesn’t need no steenking plan! He goes with his gut.
Darsan54 Premium Member about 4 years ago
Shooting craps on the lawn. I would have suspected a more indoor activity for Donnie.
Dtroutma about 4 years ago
What would you expect a three dollar bill to roll?
Alexander the Good Enough about 4 years ago
Our PяesiDuиce is a homicidal maniac. He’s washed up, he’s done, and he knows it. Tяцmp has little left to lose at this point, so if he can’t have “nice things,” he’s the sort who will do everything in his remaining power to see to it that no one else has nice things, or anything at all. People have compared him to Hitler at the end in his bunker, ranting that Germany’s failure was entirely the fault of others and that consequently Germany itself deserved to fail. Could this Trumpidemic be worse than our Civil War? Certainly; more people could die…
Daeder about 4 years ago
The mad king says “Off with their eggs!”
SHIVA about 4 years ago
Has he thought how he’s going to keep the kids six feet apart at the White House Easter Egg Roll???!!
WaitingMan about 4 years ago
On a standard die, the 4 and 3 wouldn’t be next to each other. Opposite die sides total seven. 1-6, 2-5 and 3-4 are all opposite each other. Today’s nit-picking has been brought to you by WaitingMan Industries, annoying know-it-all for over a half century.
sevaar777 about 4 years ago
Orange bunny brain bankrupt his own casino in Atlantic City. He definitely knows how to play the odds…
superposition about 4 years ago
If the resident was in touch with reality, he would realize the importance of having a shutdown long enough to slow the spread until our capabilities can handle the load of the critically ill.
If a six-week vacation had been mandatory for large corporations a shutdown would just have been much easier to handle.
Cpeckbourlioux about 4 years ago
He’ll roll a one. ‘Cause he’s the one. And only. Thank God. Imagine there were two of him!!
Walrus Gumbo Premium Member about 4 years ago
The same enormous multitudes that were at his inauguration!
PraiseofFolly about 4 years ago
—) —) A Loose Imitation of “Easter Parade” (Apology to Irving Berlin)
“The Easter Charade”
Egg rolling on his lawn Trump had to stop;
And toy baskets with candy, and the Bunny Hop.
What else can he plan and play
For fun and laughs on Easter Day?
.
This pandemic that came from China, surely,
Spread here so fast and made gov’nors surly.
But Trump has it covered, the end’s in sight;
He and his crew fought a brilliant fight!
.
So let us be cheerful, think happy images,
Wish this plague be gone, fewer politics scrimmages.
We’ll whip it beyond ev’ry expectation,
And enjoy this Easter’s celebration:
.
So all the church pews go pack in,
Even Synagogues go right back in,
To give much thanks for winning over
Covid virus by Easter, Hurray!
.
And then New York’s parade will begin
With masks and hand wipes thrown in
Provided trash bins, no longer needed
By this next Easter Day!
.
In that parade, girls will stroll, so much prettier
Than somber experts who thought it wittier
To claim social distance must continue
Even past this Easter Day.
.
On the Avenue,
Fifth Avenue,
Trump might shoot some nasty critics
And then have them dragged in ironic retinue.
.
Oh, I could write a lim’rick
“Bout his superior knowledge rubric,
That enables us to have
A great New York Easter Parade.
Radish the wordsmith about 4 years ago
Republicans are playing Craps with the country, and losing.
Super Fly about 4 years ago
He usually shoots crap(s) to the press from behind a podium.
comixbomix about 4 years ago
…And we all know who this yoke is on.
mourdac Premium Member about 4 years ago
Watching the movie ‘Contagion’ while reading the funnies. A movie about an unknown virus causing an epidemic. Definitely a fantasy, the federal government is effectively working to contain the threat.
walstib Premium Member about 4 years ago
With six you get eggroll, for Daddy Don and his 5 kids. Family fun!
Michael G. about 4 years ago
Dummkopf!
Alberta Oil Premium Member about 4 years ago
On a wing and a prayer has been trumps entire philosophy.
Diane Lee Premium Member about 4 years ago
Last Friday, I looked up a map of my state to find a county that had no reported cases of the Trump Plague. I had been self isolated for three weeks, so I felt like it was safe that I wouldn’t infect anyone, then drove 40 miles to the grocery store in that county. I’m 75 and have type A blood, so if you think that’s overreacting, I hope you’re right, but I doubt it. I got $200 worth of groceries, should last at least until the end of July.
Then, I noticed a pharmacy tech and asked her " Are there any cases reported here yet?" Her answer: “We wouldn’t know, we have some people we’d like to test, but we have to get the tests from either St Louis or Chicago, and they don’t have enough to test their own people.” So, if you think you are in a Trump Plague free zone, that may be just another one of his lies.
WestNYC Premium Member about 4 years ago
Crap dice for Trump !
William Bednar Premium Member about 4 years ago
I wonder who follows him around with a shovel and bag?
willie_mctell about 4 years ago
Should have been a 3.
gammaguy about 4 years ago
“His plan is to roll a 14.”
Fourteen daze?
ForALaugh Premium Member about 4 years ago
People are saying he can’t count above 13.
Madzdad the bard about 4 years ago
Einstein – “God doesn’t play dice with the universe”, Trump – “Hold my beer!”
Bookworm about 4 years ago
Now I’m beginning to see how he could bankrupt a casino in Atlantic City.
Godfreydaniel about 4 years ago
The bats in “Pogo” were all notorious card cheats but were good-natured about it. I seem to recall once when a hand of seven aces lost to a hand of nine kings…….But for REAL dishonesty and lunacy, see Pongo instead of “Pogo”!
Not the Smartest Man On the Planet -- Maybe Close Premium Member about 4 years ago
“His plan is to roll a fourteen” — or to pay someone to roll it for him.
DeanDay about 4 years ago
Trump thinks he deserve a ten out of ten. I give him a seven. On the Bristol scale.
bakana about 4 years ago
And that’s why his Casino went bankrupt: He kept betting on 14.
Radish the wordsmith about 4 years ago