Working Daze by John Zakour and Scott Roberts for March 27, 2020

“Sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you don’t.”

In this case the proper word is “to EFFECT your requested rescue”. From the Am. Herit. Dict. 4th Ed.:

tr.v. ef·fect·ed, ef·fect·ing, ef·fects 1. To bring into existence.

2. To produce as a result.

3. To bring about.

What IS that thing with the red face?

I see the Isaac Newton effect is still in force and about to be felt.

Actually, after months on a island, Melvin might actually be something ladies want.

The ladies want what only Melvin can give — 6 feet of social distance!

Looks like a hairy bowling ball going towards his head. Wilson is going to have a new friend named Brunswick.

Bottom Line – Melvin gets another week on that island with no distractions, except his best pal (or is that a “gal”?). The system will deduct 40 hrs from his PTO account, or he can option to take unpaid leave. Everybody back at work, well, they are the ones getting a vacation, now aren’t they?

TMI

People, people, people! Can’t we simply agree that no one cares?

“…and the ladies could not be more proud. You are finally giving them what they want.”

Melvin should get his feet out of the water. Sharks just may want a wee nibble on them.

Too many English language experts. Who give a rats A$$. I understand and don’t care how it’s spelt. There-their.

The same definition fits Sex…

Give it up. Who cares if it is “effect” or “affect”. It is a COMIC.

Leaving aside vocabulary, coconuts falling from the tree still have their husks on.