Lio by Mark Tatulli for April 07, 2020

if only Sybil were given a breath mint

I’m not a teetotaler by any stretch of the imagination, but Gin is just nasty tasting stuff….

One word, eleven letters: Intoxicated

I thank the Flying Spaghetti Monster for Dr. Toon.

Your cat’s health is not the greatest of your worries, Lio. BTW don’t let it drive.

Self-help book for a cat? Cats can’t read, and Cybil here would help herself to more gin.

A tiger at the Bronx Zoo has been diagnosed with the new coronavirus. That leaves some of us unsure about smaller cats. Are they staying isolated at home?

Don’t know why, but the rehab lady looks like a grown-up version of Marcie from Peanuts…

Cybil had a mask on, but it melted. burp. :)

Cybil’s combination cat-breath/gin-breath led Lio immediately to a correct assessment. She needs help. But will she go to rehab? Did Amy Winehouse?

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