Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for March 25, 2020

Watch that pendulum of your mind become a pendulum of your nose!

Freud, for those who think Jung. Music: Andre Previn, “Like Jung”. Of course, that was totally un-carled for.

The sundial of the mind doesn’t work after dark.

There’s a pendulum in my mind? That doesn’t make any sense.

two for flinching

Swinger

The Time Traveler’s Rule: You can never return to where you have already been.

I put no stock in the platitudinal musings of some dead guy who didn’t know to pronounce his own name.

Since then, we’ve come out of the jungle.

Id makes sense.

Most sources say “oscillates,” but let it rock on…

…what? I thought it was a yo-yo…

…they keep coming back, you know…

…how come my keyboard has no ‘cent’ button?…

…nonsense and sense…

…but is a sixth sense nonsense?…

…or does all of your senses used together make a six sense?…

… does that make any sense?…

…or is it nonsense?…

When you’re adult A.D.D. it’s not a pendulum but a mean pinball.

/coffee’s kicked in so it’s closer to a pendulum.

England swings like the pendulum do….

Bobby’s on bicycles two by two….

Isn’t he the one who said, “sometimes a cigar is just a penis?” Oh.. wait.. (googling “psycho-nonsense quotes by hypocritical ‘doctors of psychology’”).

What about sense is right and nonsense is wrong …? Or, even its corollary …! Does any of that make ANY cents …?

Hypnotism 101…

Show us the last sex position you were in.

The guy got on all fours.

Wino walks in a bar….

Orders a glass of. …

Mad Dog..year 2020…

For some people, it’s stuck on “nonsense”.

It came in like a wrecking ball!

Miley Cyrus

Kinky social distancing.

Old Carl was pretty good at these pithy aphorisms. —And much more fun than Freud!

it’s part of the Collective Unconscious, you know….

Back and forth. Back and forth. Drove Poe bonkers….

You are getting very sleepy

Yeah, the pendulum is the pits.

Teresa’s comic strip, teases the gotta Go Comics Funniest Cartoons to comment on.. Right Sandy and Annie’s Fanny.

…I got hit by a dodge ball in the nose, once…

…does that count?…

…vanity…

…all is vanity…

…is everything a coincidence?……

……or nothing?….

…I feel like I’m repeating myself…

…like a pendulum going back and forth…

So I am at an intersection and a guy says stare down across from me...i says, gotta turn and need to blinker., man

Soo i cross the road to not give up stare down.. And put blinker on…

Guy was a chicken so he crossed the road too. No blinking zone.

The egg laid a chicken.

… as a believer in the cogito…

… i am afraid cognizance is no different than cognisance…

…11 other people may not exist…

…a baker’s dozen?…

…I doubt could doubt…

..but what about worry?…

… but who am I but a pathetic example of self awareness…

…all is vanity when we can simply be rebooted…

…is my faith that weak…

…to believe that I am no different than a brain in a jar?…

…when my best friend is a bunch of goo…

…will I know what to do?…

…the Twilight Zone or Black Mirror?…

…nay… Frog Applause…

…if I zoom back the chronometer…

…and step on a butterfly…

…will this timeline still exist?…just simply without me…

…or will it turn to dust like the Black Panther and Nick Fury?…

…ergo…am I always fighting windmills or am I always chasing rainbows?…

…“Jane! Get me off this crazy thing!”…

How many fingers does it take to screw on a lamps light bulb?

Twist the knob on a 3 way lamp bob…

Beaver ate Wally’s biscuits, so Wally turned on The Beaver….

Who made the salad?

The turkey made the salad…

Wish bone dressing…

…this is the most Frog Applause song that I have heard in quite a while…

…. https://youtu.be/3NbQkyvbw18 …

…yeah…

…but when I do it…

Oh, the endless back and forth! The tedium tedium pum pum! 72 hours! I think I’m gonna crack and spill my beans!