MythTickle by Justin Thompson for March 25, 2020

Since she knows she is going to get a C-, why does she have to take the test?

And her parents won’t believe that she couldn’t have done better.

A c-? Nonsense. I’m sure she’ll get some other grade.

First question: what is the name of the gas that gives pop its fizz?

Clairvoyance would only help if the questions were about future events.

She would get an -F.

What is the Secret ingredient in Dr Pepper?

Either way, nobody’s gonna’ believe her…

It isn’t easy being the unheeded prophetess. In fact, it’s deadly!

For this pop quiz, we’ll be answering questions about Alexander the Great’s father.