The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for April 11, 2020

Some in the neighborhood are worth watching more than others.

peeping toms need jobs too.

Funny, when I asked about that at our Neighborhood Watch, they kicked me out.

The difference between a Jewel Thief and a Peeping Tom?

A Jewel Thief snatches watches.

It’s on official business.

Hard to see if there’s anything illegal going on if they hang a sheer at the window.

at least his hands are behind his back

and his wife complains that she never gets a peep out of him…

Sometimes life throws you some curves.

Her name is Binge.

Ned Flanders?

Peeping watch is more like it…..

Well he is on her lawn, so he is trespassing.

Tom and his wife get kinky. Tomorrow he watches from the closet.

No. Not funny. Men terrorize women doing this.

Tom I am, I am Tom, I do like peeping at your mom.

Yeah…this is just creepy, Hilburn.

Could be worse. Could be a Facebook watch party.

Neighborhood gawk, more like.

Maybe he brought his clipboard and is waiting for her to get dressed so he can get her signature on the disclosure form.

Notice that every commenter so far has assumed that the guy outside isn’t married to the woman inside?

Closing the curtains is usually a good idea.

His interpretation of “I’m a girl watcher” by the O’Kaysions

The homeowners association restricts the number of bushes one can have on a property.