1. Evil: You know, I have one simple request. And that is to have sharks with frickin’ laser beams attached to their heads! Now evidently, my cycloptic colleague informs me that that can’t be done...2. They should probably start to read “Sherman’s Lagoon” with their parents soon. It’s a good mostly family friendly comic. I’ll admit, they DO (out of view) suggest that they eat us “hairless beach apes”.
Sharks bite because they can. When the shark species evolved, having a jaw that you could use to bite was “cutting edge” (pun intended) evolutionary technology. Prior to that, fish just had a jaw-less mouth like a lamprey.
stellanova87 about 4 years ago
Nurse sharks kind of do that, and then they leave a hickey on your leg.
Doctor Toon about 4 years ago
Eddie is so sweet and simple that it’s a good thing he is a comic strip character, and he will never have to grow up and face reality
Allan CB Premium Member about 4 years ago
1. Evil: You know, I have one simple request. And that is to have sharks with frickin’ laser beams attached to their heads! Now evidently, my cycloptic colleague informs me that that can’t be done...2. They should probably start to read “Sherman’s Lagoon” with their parents soon. It’s a good mostly family friendly comic. I’ll admit, they DO (out of view) suggest that they eat us “hairless beach apes”.
Michael G. about 4 years ago
I wish I was that age …
ChessPirate about 4 years ago
Well, what else are they gonna do with all those teeth? ☺
Al Nala about 4 years ago
Sharks are always HUNGRY.
Not the Smartest Man On the Planet -- Maybe Close Premium Member about 4 years ago
Existentially put.
cuzinron47 about 4 years ago
Well it’s shark eat hairless beach ape world out there.
Daeder about 4 years ago
Sharks bite because they can. When the shark species evolved, having a jaw that you could use to bite was “cutting edge” (pun intended) evolutionary technology. Prior to that, fish just had a jaw-less mouth like a lamprey.
whelan_jj about 4 years ago
You don’t get block-buster movies made about you or TV network weeks named after you by nuzzling affectionately (well maybe on the Hallmark Channel).