The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for March 31, 2020

Boston TP Party panel would be a heresy these days!!

The South racing against the North with cheap Japanese cars …

The American Civic War.

Nobody will be throwing the Charmin overboard now!

The battle between underwear,

The Boxers Rebellion!

It’s more compelling than the Salem Wrench trials.

Drive vs. walkway, which to take, the war between the gates!

A dispute over who was to go up first led to the Wright Brothers’ first fight at Kitty Hawk

I first thought it said “Hear misses in History”. Eh? What’s that you said?

I once heard a business law professor tell an anecdote in which he had set his students a problem in contract law involving the rental of a winch. He got all sorts of analyses involving slavery and involuntary servitude. Apparently, his students didn’t know the difference between winch and wench.

Conflict amidst Monticello and Mt. Vernon: War Between Estates

I got them all except for Rome. Can someone please explain it without any of Pastis’ nonsense?

The Gunny Sack of Rome

Founding of CASA Aviation – The Spanish Flew

They say the fall of Russia was a leaf changing experience.

No, don’t throw the charmin overboard! It’s hard enough to find T.P.

Putin begs to differ on that last one.

Not the toilet paper, no no no!

Before the Kettering starter, I often winched my wist.

What about the Soviet jewelry? Never mind.

Here it goes: What terrible disaster happened when the waiter dropped the Thanksgiving dinner ? The downfall of Turkey, The destruction of China, and the overflow of Greece! Sorry!

That panel with them throwing the toilet paper overboard is not funny. I started sweating and shaking…

What was that about the chairman of the board?

Very clever today!!