Crabgrass by Tauhid Bondia for June 01, 2020

Giraffes are normal. It’s the duckbill platypus you need to question.

Miles, I don’t think that word means what you think it means. Crazy, I mean.

Dang it, now I’m going to be thinking about that all day.

Giraffes are real! But they just don’t make sense!

Ohdeergawd, I love this one so much!

Any questions? Oh joy. Yes, Caulfield?

Wait…unicorns are made up?

One is a result of evolution and the other is the result of imagination. Creatures of the imagination can look any way the person creating them envisions. Creatures of evolution are bound by the laws of chance and survival. Chance that a mutation will prove advantageous and improve an animal’s odds of survival and reproduction. It can still produce some very odd looking critters that look like they were planned by a committee, like the platypus, or the giraffe. That teacher lost an opportunity to make learning about science interesting.

Lord knows how many other brain weary questions, he’s voiced during the school year; check out panel #3 and her expression.

Is he related to Caulfield and/or Calvin?

This is so me.

…everybody always forgets the okapi. They never get any love :(…

Anyone reminded of Caulfield from Frazz?

I have these enlightened moments where I wonder how far society would go if real issues were regularly a conversation over the latest superhero