Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for April 04, 2020

What four?

That’s gr8!

Hope he skids out at the next “Slow to 20” curve.

Just Y?

He’ll need to hang 10 after that!

Just watch out for the Crazy 8s ahead! And “dumb but funny” is always good in my book!

whereas “passing a number 2” on the road" has an entirely different meaning…

Viewed from the other side, one might say, “Look at that S-car go!”.

A little James Taylor for today:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OP4hwTBk8nk

Fitting in with today’s comic, OK Go:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qybUFnY7Y8w

Today’s guest artist is Billy from the Family Circus.

Doubly funny, thanks.

Groooooooaaaaan. Did Parisi meet my dad or maybe my Mom’s dad before they left this world? This joke is as bad as some of theirs.

Move over bud, I’m comin through…be thankful I’m not on s8’s

beep beep. (really arcane reference)

This reminds me of when my son was 2. His favorite color was green & his favorite number was 2, so I got him a little green plastic car & made it a race car with stick-on 2’s from the local craft store. He carried that car around for most of the year!

But becareful when you drive by 7, because 7 – 8 – 9

Gandalf would shout “This 2 shall not pass!”