Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for April 01, 2020

Checklist:

1. Deck the complainer

2. Impress the ladies with derring-do.

KA- LICKETY-PLOW!

R.J. definitely takes after the Ripster!

Now that,R.J. has knock out,Rodeo there is no reason not to leave him behind.

Ka-VERY SATISFYING THUMP AS HE HITS THE FLOOR!

At last, some peace and quiet. Thank you R.J.

For having Rip as an usually absent adoptive father, Junior certainly has learned a lot from him. Like how to KO a lousy complaining sheriff (who happens to be your latest attraction’s big brother) in one swift, powerful punch. (onomatopoeia included.)

Rodeo is now the bait.When you’re fishing it never works out too well for the bait.

Now they can use Rodeo for bait.It never works out for the bait.

It can’t be true but i keep thinking Rip’s going to retire and RJ is going to take over the family business. I mean, Rip’s just laying down on the job! When has he ever done that before? ;-)

How is it that Rodeo has a square chin in panel # 1 ?

I’m so conflicted. Rodeo is a d*** but he’s so right about Grey’s Anatomy being akin to torture!

KA-KNOCKOUT!

Rodeo had that coming to him!

Due to injuries, the part of Rip Haywire is now being played by R.J.

Like father, like son…

Rip will be so proud when he comes to…

He punched the sheriff, but he did not punch the deputy…

KA-THANK YOU R.J!

P.S, is it wrong to be so into a cartoon, that I actually did a fist pump and shouted, YEAH! At that last panel?

It’s about time he got a facial enema.

GOOD JOB, WE ALL THANK YOU!