Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for April 07, 2020

Calvin needs his sleep or his growth will be stunted, and he will be same size five years from now.

your fun is already spoiled, Calvin, if you don’t quit being a problem child

At least Hobbes is getting his sleep.

Hobbs tried to talk you out of getting into trouble, but would you listen??? Nooooo!!!!

The hammer is about to come down hard on that cretin!!!

She is smarter than you, boy. So is Suzie Derkins, for that matter. Get that through your skull. (but not really, cause then you wouldn’t be Calvin)

I wonder what fiendish thing she’s got in mind for Calvin ? Soon she’ll be another master of intimidation !

Sorry, Calvin. She’s a lot smarter than you think.

I’m 46, and not once in my life did I ever even consider calling someone an “eel”!!!

Haha, his expression and casually saying “you eel!” is just amazing.

It only worked in your imagination Calvin, no battle plan survives upon contact with the enemy….. or something….

This should be interesting.

I rarely think about changing my avatar, but that third panel has me seriously considering it.

Calvin, you should know to never ask her “What are you going to do to me?”

She’s bigger, she’s smarter and she has your parents on her side. Take a dive in the first; don’t slug it out.

Stupendous Man- uh, mild-mannered Calvin, is really up against it now

Give him a bath, Roz, he was outside in bare feet, then send him back to bed.

A nice little dose of castor oil should help loosen ’im up! :D

if Calvin’s plan was to attack Rosalyn in his Stupendous Man costume then run outside only to sneak back inside to go straight to bed so as to get pulled out of bed by the babysitter girl, well… it worked.

This is getting exciting

Calvin needs to take some tips from Clark Kent…

Wouldn’t it be easier to just leave him in bed? Let his parents deal with the hassle of discipline

Eel? That is a name I never used with our sitters…

Calvin would be a terrible chess player. He NEVER thinks enough moves ahead.

Give him a wedgie – by hanging off the ceiling light fixture, where he can’t see the TV.

“EEL”. Could be a dialect thing or a regional insult.

Calvin and Hobbes takes place in the Midwestern USA. Bill Watterson was born, raised, and still lives in Cleveland, Ohio. In an interview, Bill Watterson states that Calvin and Hobbes is: [a] Midwestern strip.

I think Roz looks a little like Calvin’s mom…