Ripley's Believe It or Not by Ripley’s Believe It or Not! for March 31, 2020

Well I’m glad the dog made it but one wonders what of the owners?

Feareweel so where can I get this multivitamin for when I do a number 2?

One time I treaded water for 12 hours before I was spotted.

Take care and may God bless.

also with Gallaudet U’s football team, there is a bass drum player that let’s the players know it’s time to play, when the referee makes a call, etc.; they feel the vibrations in the air

Just how did the boat capsize in Queensland Australia?

Does the multivitamin make your MRI or x-ray sparkle also?

(just nitpicking for bad jokes here)

Of all the “sparkly” things in my life, that I can do just fine without…

Were they playing the Astros?

They had to cut away from the Raiders and the Jets game in order to go rescue them.

When I first saw “WEAREFEEL” I read it as “WereFeel” and thought "Oh wow, vitamins that can turn me into a poopin’ glitter lycanthrope…

Vitamins with glitter; I’m sure everyone truly concerned for their health jumped at that. Must be for frat guys, “Hey Mike, Tom, come check this sh** out.”

(Sh)it happens.

Anything that would pass through the digestive tract and sparkle cannot be any good for the tract, slicing it open as it passes, causing leaky gut syndrome. Really stupid idea.

Glitter is bad stuff as it becomes microplastic waste the moment it is used. It’s everywhere – I was analyzing some sand samples from the Mojave desert and found glitter in it. All that poop glitter will wind up in the ocean.

Wait, doesn’t everybody’s?

Not to be confused with vitamins that make you Twilight Sparkle.

The ones I make have the toilet screaming in terror…

I think the dog swam in the wrong direction.

also, was the dog the only survivor?

I have a question about that football team. Does the quarterback sign before center snaps the ball?