Obviously not Garfield, having a halo & angel wings.
God is going bald, needs glasses, is elderly and loves his cat so much he gave it nine lives to offset its abundant curiosity.
Puuuuuur-fectly understandable….
Let me tell you about the Parable of God’s Cat…
And still.. folk don’t believe we are all living in a computer simulation..
That I can believe! It is very difficult to type with a kitty that keeps climbing on the keyboard from the lap.
Is that what’s happening right now? God’s AFK and his cat is walking across the keyboard?
What, is it Sunday already?
I’ve never met a cat that could be called angelic. Furrball of pure unadulterated evil yes, angelic no.
Cats/Dogs are excellent trainers ♥
I doubt it, there are no cats in heaven.
According to Hebrew legend cats originated on the Ark. Noah prayed to God for help in protecting the food on board from the rats. God made the lion sneeze and out popped the cat. (Which is why if I ever had a cat, I’d name it Mucus or Phlegm.)
Another God is a Caucasian human being joke……
charliefarmrhere about 4 years ago
Obviously not Garfield, having a halo & angel wings.
Zykoic about 4 years ago
God is going bald, needs glasses, is elderly and loves his cat so much he gave it nine lives to offset its abundant curiosity.
Zebrastripes about 4 years ago
Puuuuuur-fectly understandable….
The Reader Premium Member about 4 years ago
Let me tell you about the Parable of God’s Cat…
Alberta Oil Premium Member about 4 years ago
And still.. folk don’t believe we are all living in a computer simulation..
pchemcat about 4 years ago
That I can believe! It is very difficult to type with a kitty that keeps climbing on the keyboard from the lap.
amaneaux about 4 years ago
Is that what’s happening right now? God’s AFK and his cat is walking across the keyboard?
cuzinron47 about 4 years ago
What, is it Sunday already?
Boots at the Boar Premium Member about 4 years ago
I’ve never met a cat that could be called angelic. Furrball of pure unadulterated evil yes, angelic no.
pamela welch Premium Member about 4 years ago
Cats/Dogs are excellent trainers ♥
clarrywat Premium Member about 4 years ago
I doubt it, there are no cats in heaven.
adrianrune about 4 years ago
According to Hebrew legend cats originated on the Ark. Noah prayed to God for help in protecting the food on board from the rats. God made the lion sneeze and out popped the cat. (Which is why if I ever had a cat, I’d name it Mucus or Phlegm.)
Cameron1988 Premium Member about 4 years ago
Another God is a Caucasian human being joke……