Over the Hedge by T Lewis and Michael Fry for March 28, 2020

Diaper Duck:

I remember a parable from a long time ago. Something about being a fat slave or a starving free man.

If I recall, poultry in general has salmonella, so one must be careful petting them.

And last I checked, there are humans that eat ducks.

Wait a minute – didn’t I see someone walking a pig on a leash?

Hubba-hubba. Whatever that means.

You could never be Meeko, R.J.

RJ can you hold a Twinkie on your nose and not eat it until you are told ?

Bugs Bunny he ain’t.

Is Chuck a duck?

RJ, you’ll never make it as a pet.

RJ, you’d likely get a Vegan pet owner who would feed you no fat, no taste, plant based, kibble. No Twinkies for you!

Get down,Chuck ;)

O_O You tryna be a pet or a concubine?