Herman by Jim Unger for March 28, 2020

Don’t let one of them leave without paying.

Well, that’s one way to get a split personality. It works pretty well for Abby and Brittany.

How about one check, folded down the middle?

There are two ways of looking at anything

One stomach, one check.

You two need to self isolate

My wife and I, under normal circumstances, have “date night” every Wednesday night where we meet for dinner. We also meet up with a friend of ours and sometimes my adult son. Not exactly romantic, but a good time.

Our friend pays her way, so we tell the waitstaff, “She’s on a separate check; we don’t like her.”

As long as he doesn’t get the booze.

Siamese twins.. when they are mad at each other.

Anything “separate” sounds good to them ….

I don’t have a Siamese twin, but I do have an evil doppelgänger.

Zaphod?

I like the two different ties.

Are they eating in a Thai restaurant?

They couldn’t agree on what to eat.

How To Get A Head In Advertising.

Classic case of the left hand not knowing what the right hand is doing.

I don’t like the way this comic is headed…