The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for March 26, 2020

Yikes!

Who at Amazon is charging exorbitant handling fees? I think we’ve found the Prime suspect.

But they don’t use their hands at Amazon.

if you ask he’ll be happy to give you a hand…

Well, I’ve got to hand it to you. You can be quite handy around here, but I must say, that is a handful.

“My gloves are expensive”!

“For a limited time, you can get a SECOND pair of socks ABSOLUTELY FREE!! (Just pay a separate $35 handling fee.)”

Spend $50.00 and get a 10 finger discount….

Rather ham-handed response, if you ask me. :)

He’s very handy.

Well, someone has to foot the bill for his wages.

All the ladies want to know – Does he have big feet, too?

He needs a lot of Purell.

Time to spring for a Prime membership!

I tried to buy some masks a couple of weeks ago on Amazon, we use them at my business (lots of dog fur). Two boxes containing one hundred masks each, $22. Shipping $655.00. I’m not kidding.

The two places hiring a lot of people right now are WalMart and Amazon for product stocking and shipping.

Because you’re an idiot and willing to pay it.

Ya know what they say…….

Quit fondling the merchandise.

Shoulda, woulda, coulda, paid for Prime.

“But WAIT! If you buy one at twice the price the second one is FREE (plus shipping and handling at $19.95 each). Items are limited to 20 per customer. Buy NOW”…

How many times does he have to sing the “Happy Birthday” song?

They should have Trump do the handling, then it would only be a nickel!

If it does not fit, you must pay the $35!

“Take an look at these hands! The hands of an amazon man” apologies to David Byrne.