The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for March 24, 2020

“… and then I realized, this is the solution to global warming!”

after he gives his talk he’s just dead…

Night of the dieing dead.

Dark Humor?

Gee, I was always told that DED men told no tales!

Could of save hundreds with…

“Due to its enormous popularity, Soylent Green is in short supply, so remember—Tuesday is Soylent Green day.”

Another DED talk.

No longer living. For most of us, that’s a dead end.

He got the idea from TED and he made it his dying wish to speak to others….

“And loving it!”

the talking dead

He’s killing it!

DEDpan delivery. (Is that what the “D” in DHL stands (up) for?)

TED Talks — look it up

Knock ’em DED.

One of my nephews did a TED about the importance of the canon of great world literature in a college education. He graduated with honors, but he still hasn’t found a job. Sigh.

I have to confess I don’t understand this one. Usually I’m pretty perceptive, but obviously not today.

I thought those talks required you to have a brain?

He died onstage.

Thankfully, they let you Tune-Out.

He left it all on stage. his foot, his arm, an eye…

If he were singing, it would be…

(•_•)

( •_•)>⌐■-■

(⌐■_■)

The Grateful DED.

EYEAHHHHHH!!!

In that weird world where humans and zombies live together.

But not quite dead yet either.